January 17, 2007

The Greatest becomes a senior citizen. Happy Birthday to Muhammad Ali! Now go sit down, and feel old.
posted by Capt. Renault 17 years ago
  • I have, in fact, hung out around Muhammad Ali. The writer and I spent the whole assignment trying not to hug him. The writer was on Ali's flight back to Atlanta-Delta offered him a private place to wait when the plane was delayed but he stayed at the gate and talked to everyone there for over an hour. Happy Birthday Muhammed Ali!
  • I rassled an alligator, I done tassled with a whale I handcuffed lightning Threw thunder in jail! That's bad! Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick, I'm so mean I make medicine sick *BAM*
  • Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked. *BAM*
  • I had no idea he was that young! Parkinson's sucks! Support stem-cell research! I can't rap worth crap! *BAM*
  • This is TRUE-ly a moMENtous occasion. Happy Birthday, Champ! Your PLAYfully pugiLIStic pontificatious pHRAses will delight EVeryone for Years Yet to Come. And so, from thread #13574, this is the image tag of HOWArd CO-Sell, saying, More bananas. Less Flinging. What does that mean??
  • Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true Yes sir, yes sir It ain't braggin' if it's true Mohammed Ali said that Back when he was a young man Back when he was Casius Clay Before he fought too many fights And left his brain inside the ring -- Dan Bern