January 17, 2007
Chimp born at Chimp Haven.
But all the males had vasectomies.  Added goodness:  her name is Tracy.
And her benefactor is Will Robinson. Danger, Danger!
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Chimp, Chimp Haven, God must love us...
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That is one adorable baby chimp. And Mom looks pretty happy, too.
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It's a SIGN FROM GOD!!
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The Chimp Messiah is born! Too bad the Three Wise Chimps were busy in D.C.... ba-dum-bump. Boy, that Bush, he sucks, what?
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Mother Teresa?
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They's all human-lookin'! Hyuh-huuh!! In other news - humans confound themselves, screw up royally.
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"I think the ceremony will be that particular male having another procedure." Happy Father's Day!
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I think we all know the answer.
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Best name for a simian EVER.
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Swampie: He should have been a little quieter about the whole thing, and then he'd still have...the whole thing.
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Quieter in what way? Shoulda used condoms? :)
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Well, it could have been all that struttin' around and hollerin' "Whose your daddy? Whose your daddy? I'M DA MAN!." Dead give away, that.
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Who's.Who's. Whatever. It's a damn MONKEY already. dammit, I HATE when I read my own typos