January 06, 2007

Potion bottles! Gitcher potion bottles here! - quite lovely handpainted ones. Or fetching pottery ones. Or these elegant beauties.

And now that you have your Potion Bottles, it's time to enter the fabulous world of Potion Mixology! Order now and have these magickal potion ingredients rushed to your doorstep: Eye of Nuit, Horny Goat, Jupiter Berries - potency personally guaranteed! That third potion bottle site has some other Interesting Stuff, such as Divination Tools (note the 'psychic tools' section has no writeup - heehee), and CycleBeads, allowing you to make use of the "95% effective" rhythm method of birth control. Ahem.

posted by fish tick 17 years ago
  • Silly fish. The psychic tool is obviously a telekinetic enhancer, anybody could see that. "Learn a different sort of mind skill, if scrying is not your favorite!"
  • allowing you to make use of the "95% effective" rhythm method of birth control hmmm maybe if you stuff enough of em up there....
  • Those are really pretty. Now I want to take up believing in potions again, just to have the excuse to buy lots of pretty bottles. Or maybe I'll just get some to store my spices in.
  • Clearly the 95% effective rhythm method means that 95% of couples succeed in conceiving.
  • Especially if they're inserting chocolate CycleBeads.
  • "Horny Goat Weed" just doesn't sound right unless it's pronounced with a Jamaican accent.