March 08, 2004
Comedy writer David Feldman is running for president.
"I am a Patriot who believes you should never burn the American flag. Because I'm an environmentalist I recommend boiling the American flag. Although I have no military experience in the traditional sense, once while standing over a urinal in Spain I drowned a grasshopper with nothing but my stream." His other columns are worth checking out, too.
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I thought he was dead.
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No, you're thinking Corey Feldman.
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Of course! (smacks head)
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Corey Feldman isn't dead! Unless this just happened?! Very funny post, though, thanks.
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Maybe y'all are thinking of Marty Feldman.
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I'd vote for Michael Feldman myself.
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More of a Victor Feldman type, me.