January 06, 2007
Prisoner confesses to cannibalism
A French prisoner has confessed to murdering his cellmate and then eating part of his body.
Because you know how it gets some days.
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To eat your cell-mate. Zeees eeez French. To be caught? Zeees eeez not French.
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The article mentions that "[h]e was handling his detention badly". As a friend of mine pointed out, this should be nominated as the understatement of the year.
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L'homme, c'est déliceux!
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déliceux! How's them lessons coming along, me old?
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Well, come on. Who hasn't felt like eating someone when they're having a bad day?
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Dunno, wolof. My spelling is bad, but at least my pronunciation sucks donkey dick.
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I say, someone's eaten fuyugare's i!
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Samy Naceri (Taxi franchise) is in trouble again.
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I got my brain in Cocaigne...
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I HATE it when I go to eat someone's heart and accidentally eat their lung instead. Faux pas!
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This quite clearly indicates the sad state of anatomical knowledge in the French prison system these days. Rest assured that any one of MY anatomy students would know from which organ they obtained sustenance.
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"Zees cloaca, she ees magnifique!" *fingerkiss*
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But the real question is - what wine did he drink with it?
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When drinking wine with your lung, don't forget to let it breathe!
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/collapsed
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When I have a bad day, I'd rather be eaten than eat.
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Sacre bleu. Ralphthedog has amused me so, I've dropped my fork!
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charged with cannibalism in addition to murder Charged with cannibalism? Cannibalism is actually on the books as an offense? So, if I just happened upon some dead Frenchman and feasted on his tender, juicy, wine-soaked entrails, I could be charged with a crime?