January 02, 2007

posted by xenmate 17 years ago

Damn. If only I had know that existed, I would have bought it for my 3-year-old nephew for Christmas, instead of the wooden block set. What are uncles for, except to give their nephews demonic car-train sets with loosening planks and flashing enter. Happy happy!
posted 17 years ago by fimbulvetr
Add a risk of electrocution, and it's better than drugs!
posted 17 years ago by Capt. Renault
30 years from now, some kid is gonna have the same "Did I have that toy or did I just imagine it moment" that I've had several times in the past few years. For example, Johnny West and Thunderbolt, My Friend Mandy, or the "Welcome Back Kotter" paper dolls.
posted 17 years ago by The Underpants Monster
That's awesome.
posted 17 years ago by Debaser626
For demonic gifts for kids, nothing beats the Cthulhu version of Whoozit.
posted 17 years ago by rolypolyman
Rolypolyman, that sure makes great bedtime reading for the kids. Particularly, soothing passages like: wherein the oceans of earth's dreamland drop wholly to abysmal nothingness and shoot through the empty spaces toward other worlds and other stars and the awful voids outside the ordered universe where the daemon sultan Azathoth gnaws hungrily in chaos amid pounding and piping and the hellish dancing of the Other Gods, blind, voiceless, tenebrous, and mindless, with their soul and messenger Nyarlathotep My kids were begging for more.
posted 17 years ago by kamus
This is beautiful.
posted 17 years ago by Pallas Athena

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