December 18, 2006

The National Cleveland-Style Polka Hall of Fame
  • The International Polka Hall of Fame Who knew there was all this fame in polka and that there are so many flavours of it?
  • Good to see that my man Ostanek is in there. I haven't seen him perform for a while -- probably the Sausage King Festival up at Lipa Park, but still. Wow. And he can give one hell of a Convocation Address, let me tell you...
  • Location makes sense, as the ability of New York girls to dance the polka has been questioned.
  • The Happy Wanderers (yootoob)
  • The Shmenges ruined John Williams for me...
  • I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat Much too fat She's too fat for me Hey! *dances around the room
  • Damn... I guess it's time to embrace my Polishness! Roll out the barrel, We'll have a barrel of fun Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run Zing Boom Terrara Join in a glass of good cheer Now it's time to roll the barrel For the gang's all here!
  • My polka knowledge is limited to Weird Al Yankovic.
  • Polka? I hardly knowa!