December 17, 2006
Elephant Serial Killer,
nicknamed Osama bin Laden, shot in India. There is, however, a suspicion of mistaken identity. Pictures of the late pachyderm.
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Unless the real killer is hiding out in some cave along the border and laying low, it should be pretty easy to determine if indeed it was a case of mistaken identity if and when the killings begin anew, no? You know, as a cry for help, since we all know that all serial killers eventually want to be caught. Animal rights activists fear there will now be serious repercussions, with the herd of elephants to which "Osama" belonged likely taking revenge and destroying more villages and people in the area. Five bucks sez they'll name the next one "Zarqawi."
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Poaching for Bin Laden: In the jungles of India, local animal trappers have a new breed of client: Islamic militants using the trade in rare wildlife to raise funds for their cause.
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FUCK.