December 15, 2006

• Can't help me overcome my fear of Maury Povich.
• Her fake sniveling irritated me.
• Maury Povich should be stuck on a deserted island. There, that's the kindest thing I could say about that jerk.
• Can't help me overcome my fear of iFilm. When will people learn, simpler is better.
• Did he then find out who the father of her baby was? That's what he does every other day. (Why is that oddly compelling?)
• Personally I find compelling because I never know if it's going to be me.
• Is it sad that I have to wonder if this is for real?
• I am only afraid of eight legged pickles
• Its not the pickles, its the octopuses camouflaged as pickles she is afraid of.
• Actually, not that I actually want to spend time dissecting this, but her running scream from the tray of pickles stands in stark contrast to her job as a waitress in a restaurant that serves pickles. Although she claims to refuse serving pickles, she certainly can't avoid walking through the dining area without spotting one now and then, so how does she control her urge to run from the dining area in tears? If she's truly that terrified of pickles, knowing she's in the same room with one should be enough to cause her to quit her job. If she were my employee and I heard her tell a customer they didn't have pickles, she'd be fired. If her phobia interferes with her job and customer services, its out the door, I'm afraid.
• I'm afraid your use of logic & reasoning invalidate you from the internets. Goodbye!!
• I'm afraid to click on that link.
• I'm afraid of pickles.
• Maury Povich should be stuck on a deserted island. Yeah, isn't this totally cruel? Scare the crap out of some poor girl, laugh at her in the process, and transmit it nationwide. While phobias can be funny from outside, for the phobic person the terror and feeling of coming out of your skin is only too real.
• I am only afraid of eight legged pickles You live in the Bay Area, right, Medusa? You gotta tell me where you get your drugs!