December 13, 2006

• At least 44 of which will bug the hell out of everyone you know...
• "Write a book" If you can't get people to read your site, how're you going to get them to read your book? By promoting the book on your site, I'm guessing.
• Free sausage-making tips.
• Hi Monkeys! My name is gomichild. You may remember me from such memorable posts as Australian tourism to the USA to hit new all time low. and Microsoft Firefox. I have written a review of this list on my blog which some of you might find interesting. Think of it as a fascinating, relevant article! love gomichild gomichild's blog *hopes everyone's sarcasm detectors are on*
• LBG! /not
• heeeee!
• "Write about a controversial topic and host it on your site. Without offending people, of course " Of course! One abortion/circumcision/Bush sucks/religion article, comin' up!
• Also, yeah, they're "almost free". It costs "next to nothing" to have custom-made chocolates, brochures, business cards, t-shirts and gift baskets made up! Plus samples to give out to customers.
• Hello. May I please speak to the lady/man of the house? I am calling today to introduce a new blog entry to you that you may find interesting and useful. You will find an amusing anecdote about myself as well as a camera phone picture of my cat. Thanks you for your time.
• But, wait. What's the URL?!?!