December 12, 2006

Attack of the Robot Lobsters also related - How to survive a robot uprising
posted by Argh 17 years ago
  • "Your pathetic human hands are useless here."
  • We were at a party His ear lobe fell in the deep Someone reached in and grabbed it It was a bionic lobster We were at the beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock And there they saw a rock It wasn't a rock It was a bionic lobster etc.
  • I was buying a pack of smokes I wanted 20 Rothmans I unwrapped the pack There wasn't a ciggie It was a bionic lobster I was drinking a bottle of gin I poured the tonic, Added dash of bitters Took a swig It was a bionic lobster I was having brain surgery Had my craniotomy They opened the skull It wasn't a brain It was a bionic lobster
  • I was in the bath Washing my harbl Giving a big scrub But it wasn't my harbl It was a bionic lobster
  • She's boiling up, she's boiling up . . . duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuhhh
  • Oh God! Kill them! Kill them now!
  • YOU CANNOT STOP US!
  • Aiigh! Draw the butter! Draw the butter!!