December 07, 2006

Farts spark emergency landing

posted by Wolof 17 years ago

Turgid terror at the terminal.
posted 17 years ago by rolypolyman
Fetid Flatulence In Flight
posted 17 years ago by Argh
Thick Air Results in Forced Landing
posted 17 years ago by BlueHorse
Frenzied Aviation Reaction To Smells.
posted 17 years ago by EdArzakh
Flying Lady's Ass Transmits Ugly Stench.
posted 17 years ago by HawthorneWingo
The Fartwhisperer, topsecret ploy revealed....by matches.
posted 17 years ago by Beehips
Fucking assholes, read the screed.
posted 17 years ago by Wolof
Strong wind downs plane
posted 17 years ago by kirkaracha
Fumes Abort Runway Touchdown (Silently-but-deadlyly)
posted 17 years ago by sly_polyglot
Flatulent Anus Reveals Terror Silliness.
posted 17 years ago by bobboggis
Fetid farts - foundation for failure of flight!
posted 17 years ago by HuronBob
'twas not the farts but the matches that grounded that plane. Who knew? You can take up to 8 books of matches with you, according to this.
posted 17 years ago by EarWax
Fart Appears, Revealed Through Infrared Noticing Gizmo
posted 17 years ago by Chyren
That was no fart, is was an assplosion.
posted 17 years ago by randomaction
They call the wind 'Mariah'.
posted 17 years ago by PlanoTx
Brussels sprouts cause turtle fart alarm
posted 17 years ago by homunculus
Cellmate's flatulence triggered Nebraska jailhouse brawl. Looking at the guy, I'll bet his Cologne du Colon smells fabulous.
posted 17 years ago by nunia
... a Christmas treat of brussels sprouts Only in the UK could brussels sprouts be regarded as any sort of treat.
posted 17 years ago by beeswacky
What heresy is this bees! The highlight of my Crimble dinner was Brussels and chestnuts. Though I do confess to incurable Englishness. Welcome back, sir
posted 17 years ago by Abiezer_Coppe

Monkeyfilter

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December 07, 2006