December 07, 2006
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Turgid terror at the terminal.
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Fetid Flatulence In Flight
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Thick Air Results in Forced Landing
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Frenzied Aviation Reaction To Smells.
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Flying Lady's Ass Transmits Ugly Stench.
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The Fartwhisperer, topsecret ploy revealed....by matches.
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Fucking assholes, read the screed.
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Strong wind downs plane
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Fumes Abort Runway Touchdown (Silently-but-deadlyly)
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Flatulent Anus Reveals Terror Silliness.
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Fetid farts - foundation for failure of flight!
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'twas not the farts but the matches that grounded that plane. Who knew? You can take up to 8 books of matches with you, according to this.
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Fart Appears, Revealed Through Infrared Noticing Gizmo
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That was no fart, is was an assplosion.
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They call the wind 'Mariah'.
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Brussels sprouts cause turtle fart alarm
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Cellmate's flatulence triggered Nebraska jailhouse brawl. Looking at the guy, I'll bet his Cologne du Colon smells fabulous.
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... a Christmas treat of brussels sprouts Only in the UK could brussels sprouts be regarded as any sort of treat.
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What heresy is this bees! The highlight of my Crimble dinner was Brussels and chestnuts. Though I do confess to incurable Englishness. Welcome back, sir