December 05, 2006
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We call him Pimp Daddy Harper 'round these parts.
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*leans back on chair, waiting for the flood of callipygian quips*
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Oh, allright. I'll go first. "You could say that Layton was outflanked by Harper's response." OK, now somebody else.
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*ahem* . . mi mi mi miiiiii . .*cough* Butt seriously, the Bush sucks threads tookus to the bottom of asshole behavior. Shit, these kind of posts release the pressure that builds up and provide relief as some kind ofart! Dick Butkus!
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FIRE!
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AREYOUTHREATENINGME?
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MMM! Fondue!
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This may seem funny now but wait until the Big Ass breaks up into a thousand little angry asses. What then?
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My favorite Butt-head comment ever, re: a white-bread Amy Grant video: "Is this a Clearasil commercial?"
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This is one skinny flood. I was expecting a well-rounded repertoire of fanny tails, butt it seems the can got empty.
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A fundamental error.
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Let me butt in before this gets asinine. Let us move forward, not derrière. Bumming around will get us nowhere. If we don't put this behind us, complassency will rear its ugly head, and then we'll hit bottom for sure. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Oh look! Uranus's moon!
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sly's cracked it.
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(_|_)_)
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complassency? you've got some cheek.
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Tushy, tushy, aren't we?
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A hole 'nother stink.
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Wash that mouth out, mister
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WANT.
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"The benefit of farting explain'd: or, the fundament-all cause of the distempers incident to the fair-sex, enquired into. Proving à posteriori most of the dis-ordures in-tail'd upon them, are owning to flatulencies not seasonably vented. Written in Spanish by Don Fartinando Puff-indorst, professor of bombast in the University of Crackow. And translated into English at the request, and for the use, of the Lady Damp-fart of Her-fart-shire. By Obadiah Fizzle, Groom of the Stool to the Princess of Arsimini in Sardinia. Printed by Simon Bumbubbard, at the sign of the Wind-Mill opposite Twattling-Street" - Jonathan Swift
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Clearly the AA flight was meant to be a rückfahrt one.
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I just had some big gas.
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Pfffft
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wrong!