December 05, 2006

Attack of the clones Dutch artist Bert Simons, suffering from a mid-life crisis, decided to clone himself to become immortal. By means of state-of-the-art computer multiplication techniques he found a way for you to build your own Bert clone! (1.2 MB PDF) He is currently in the process to clone a female specimen. (NSFW: cardboard nudity) [via]
posted by mare 17 years ago
  • OK, am I the only one who finds this guy's English totally adorable? "nor even managed to arrange some kids to reflect my existence" "I kind off tend to make myself better looking then I am and this bully doesn't resemble my leptosomic features. Actually I always have my mouth hanging half open and drooling all the time. Have to take that in account for the next clone." "It is a good therapy too, they help a lot to accept myself and I even got used to my bold spot." "Finally my presence isn't restricted to my personal whereabouts anymore." I just want to make him a nice cup of cocoa and give him a hug! (I can't "arrange" any children for him, though...)
  • You know, someday we'll be able to download our consciousnesses into disturbing papercrafts.
  • Y'know what the nekkid lady paper model should be called, dontcha? Dontcha? Huh? whore-igami *giggles madly, runs away, hides under blankies with box of 'Nilla Wafers and Hello Kitty flashlight*
  • Bad Monster, bad!
  • Anne of a Thousand Paper-Cuts