December 03, 2006

The slowest-growing religion in the world - Dudeism. Get ordained as a Dudeist Priest.
posted by Chyren 18 years ago
  • That rug really tied the room together.
  • Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." The Dude: Jesus. Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
  • I thought I got that whole thing going. Ah well, perhaps I'm some kinda sloppy seconds. PEACE.
  • Dios mio, man!
  • Dude.. Sarah Silverman does NOT belong on that list.. Her movie sucked.
  • In Dudestaan did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree, where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea,
  • *Dudesalaams stirfry*
  • I met a traveler from an antique land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read, Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed, And on the pedestal this word appears: “Dude!” Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.
  • Svmer is icumen in, Dhude sing cuccu!
  • What sluggards, what cowards have I brought up in my court, who care nothing for their allegiance to their lord. Who will rid me of this meddlesome Dude?
  • Incidentally, the term "dude" is commonly agreed to refer to both genders. Most linguists contend that "Dudette" is not in keeping with the parlance of our times. Okay, sure. Another virgin caucasian, Gary? Thanks.
  • I still don't think The Big Lebowski is that great.
  • You're out of your league here Donny.
  • Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
  • Aaaaaamazing Dude, how dude thou art, that saved a dud like meeeeeee, I once was noob, but now am not was dud, but added the EEEEEEEE