November 30, 2006

Microsoft Firefox It's better now.... like seriously...
posted by gomichild 17 years ago
  • I suppose that might be OK. You're not showing a touch of sarcasm, are ya? Anyway, IE7 works just fine for me. I've got the regular ole Firefox on my computer as well, but just don't use it that often. Go figure.
  • Read the text carefully....
  • Read the text carefully I'm sorry, but my opinion is that Bush sucks!
  • hehehe stirfry... back into the pencil thread for you!
  • ummmm...I read the text. It says: where am I today? Excellent question! Do you happen to be aquainted with Thomas Merton? no?
  • Sweet!
  • hehehe stirfry... back into the pencil thread for you! *sigh* maybe 13211, but the pencil thread? Its how you write your name that matters, not the mechanics of the tool. btw...IE7 has tabbed browsing!
  • Nice one, subtle though. My senses are fuzzy on account of my NightTime Contact cold syrup, but I still managed to find this funny... and then try uninstalling the bugger. ...swigs more cough syrup
  • Automatically scales a printed margin so that it's not wider than the paper it will be printed on. Microsoft Firefox also includes a multi-page margin preview with live margins, resizing margins to avoid margin clipping, and an option to print only selected margins. Never have you seen a more robust margin technology in one small package.
    I'm sold!
  • brain assplode now.
  • You sold out, gomi!
  • Excellent... I've been a regular user of Firefox but I've felt sad lately as I'm not getting the spyware infections I used to. Now I can get the best of both worlds.
  • "Parental Controls: ...Force your child to browse educational Microsoft based content sites only. Teaching your children programming for "native Javascript objects for rich AJAX-style applications" has never been easier. Browsing sessions are automatically examined by Microsoft marketing representatives 24/7." "RSS (Real Simple Sex): RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls."
  • I still managed to find this funny... and then try uninstalling the bugger. These system requirements are great satire:
    "Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)"
  • FFS - i thought this was some kind of joke, so out of curiousity, i downloaded it and installed it, only to find out i actually installed a microsoft product - can someone tell me what in the name of holy fuck is going on?
  • MonkeyFilter: a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users Oo! ooh! MonkeyFilter: i thought this was some kind of joke, so out of curiousity, i downloaded it and installed it Aw yeah . . that's the stuff . . . ahhhh
  • FFS - i thought this was some kind of joke, so out of curiousity, i downloaded it and installed it, only to find out i actually installed a microsoft product - can someone tell me what in the name of holy fuck is going on? It just downloads IE7 from microsoft's site.
  • Any why would anyone want to do THAT?