November 19, 2006

Bush a Grauniad reader although, sadly, not a regular.
  • My theory is that he only reads executive summaries of any news, prepared by a special team who carefully bend their reports to keep the Prez from having any reason to doubt that he's doing the right thing.
  • The truth is just not in this POTUS.
  • He sees what he wants to see.
  • He must see American flag-waving Mexicans wearing burkas manufactured in China that were recently rolled back at Wal Mart down the road from the ranch. Phew.
  • *blinks at the vision thus conjured*
  • I expect he's grateful for the way the Guardian helped him clinch his re-election - by getting its readers to write to American voters telling them they must vote Democrat, remember?