November 18, 2006

Fecal Breach in Hot Tub So we were sitting there, chatting it up in the hot tub, when suddenly... Oh, and not to be confused with the uber-famous and so TOTALLY NSFW Tub Girl. I'm sure not even a TicTac will get the taste out of her mouth...
  • Postscript: I find it odd the only things she's wearing are knee highs and a Lone Ranger mask...
  • Fake, if it were real they would have shown some concern.
  • You ARE the Weakest Link. Goodbye.
  • Also NuggetMaven, we all know tubgirl, there really is no need to reference it in your shitty post. [I hate puns, dammit. lol]
  • There's a place for this, it is called fark.com.
  • I call bullshit. A fecal breach wouldn't come out with that much homogeneity. That's like several cubic feet of perfectly brown liquid. Give me a break. And yeah, fark.com and all.
  • I told her not to eat Wow! Doritos before going into the hot tub, but did she listen? Do they even make stuff with olestra anymore or did that whole "may cause anal leakage" warning turn people off?
  • Can we create a tag like NSFW for Just Fucking Disgusting. JFD - Subset of NSFW, implies foul foul things ahead. Fake, if it were real they would have shown some concern. Concern for the girl? I have found there is a complete subset of people that are actually fucking assholes, and would get a great deal of joy out of someone's suffering and embarrassment. Remember bum fights?
  • Link to Tubgirl removed.
  • fake.
  • Tubgirl is actually shooting orange juice out of her ass. This may or may not make you feel better.
  • glamajamma: Remember bum fights? No, not really. When did we do that?
  • I would think citric acid would burn your bum guts pretty bad.
  • We're talking about a person who is not bound by ordinarily observed behaviour.
  • With or without pulp. Because pulp is gross, man.
  • I like pulpy OJ, but to clarify, not from a girls butt.... or anyones butt.
  • I find my last comment hilarious.
  • tracicle :)
  • I'm sure this isn't the shittiest thing involving OJ online this week:)
  • I feel so sorry for that poor girl. Things can happen - and hot tubs could relax your muscles in such a way, especially if you have been having digestive issues (as we all do at one time or another). But this sort of thing is more than just merely embaressing, it's humliating, especially for a woman. Everyone in our society is under such pressure not to have anything of a natural body - no smell, no acknowledgement of bodily processes. In North America, we won't even say the word toilet. And women especially are not supose to even have a digestive system, let alone one that has problems. So I see this video, and I don't see anything funny, just something terribly humiliating, and a woman who's career (if she is an aspiring model or something) possibly ruined.
  • Except that it's fake & done with cheap cgi...
  • I'm not sure it's fake. The reactions are realistic - we only see a few seconds, and that consists of the others jumping out, expressing surprise and disgust, and her embaressment. the spread of the feces makes sense if you think about the agitation of water in a hot tub (also, possibly liquid feces). Now maybe it's a little too even, but I don't really want to watch again, because it feels like such schadenfreud and not in a good way. But I don't see why anyone would bother faking this.
  • Bollocks. Fake. I've shat in strangers faces and got a more sympathetic reaction. Plus the acting was bad. But I don't see why anyone would bother faking this. You, like me, must have the good sense to not have a television. Last I remember it was filled with works of art like this video.
  • "I don't see why anyone would bother faking this." You kidding? People have twisted senses of humour. People fake all sorts of stuff.
  • poor poopie girl
  • If it is staged, they're pretty good actors, because the reactions look real. If it's real, it's at least CG-enhanced.
  • Oh gosh, I've heard enough horror stories about all kinds of infections transferred via hot tubs and jacuzzies. *grimaces*
  • Doesn't look fake to me. And that is precisely the type of reaction I would expect in the first few seconds from that demographic. I'm sure they wised up and got a little more sympathetic after a few minutes.
  • I die a little inside, the longer this thread stays alive.
  • I am not even going to look. Is this worthy? If so, how and why?
  • Do NOT look.
  • Hey you kids get the hell out of here, this area has been quarantined. Shoo! GET!
  • The reactions are not realistic, and neither is the poooooop. Trust me, it wouldn't come out like that. Keep the dream thread alive!
  • I'm disturbed that the reaction of so many is "it's not real". Does it matter? Does it cost so much to give your sympathy?
  • I mean, that people are "it's not real, so we don't have to see them as people". We don't know that it's NOT real, so I would think that sympathy would be the first response, even if tempered by disbelief.
  • Not sure what you mean, jb. How much sympathy should one feel for a staged prank? If it was real, I would certainly have sympathy for the girl. If it was staged, I would think they're morons for thinking something like that would be funny, and if by some stretch of the imagination it wasn't meant to be funny, what the hell could possibly be the point of making such a thing?
  • I have sympathy. For the dued who did the computer animation.
  • Chyren, why? 30 seconds with the brown airbrush? Tough job. jb, I'm not sure what you mean either. Maybe I watched it suspecting it to be an attempted viral* video, and when it was so clearly fake, both poowater and acting, my first response was, "fake". *E-Coli?
  • I would think that sympathy would be the first response To be sure, my gut reaction (so to speak!) was, "oh that poor girl". But that was quickly overcome by, "but what's up with that fuzzy brown cloud? OK, it's probably staged. Whatever." And stop travelling back in time to post comments, jb!
  • I'm simply too old for all this new stuff. Staged or not it's still not my choice of visuals. /goes to look for her teeth.
  • *slips on the Depends*
  • E-coli is bacteria.