November 18, 2006

• Yikes--the homosexuals are afoot! But honestly, with a car as snazzy as Ralph's, how could Jimmy really refuse?
• So the best advice is to duck and cover?
• Goose is a homosexual!!!111!!! Ack!
• If you believe someone is homosexual, the best thing to do is tell your father tearfully that the horrible man touched you. Your fathers' rage will allow a defense of temporary insanity for the murder of the abomination in the eyes of the lord. A good lawyer will get him off with no time served. But beware, this may not work so well if you're 42 years old or older.
• See, proof that homosexuality and pedophilia are exactly the same thing.
• That video was so gay.
• Like smallpox, only gayer.
• how come cheap gay sex cant be that easy for me to find...i mean ive been in parks, and gotten into strangers cars, and no ready blojobs... moral hygenine fims from the 50s lied to me!
• One of the most popular downloads from the Prelinger Archive. The film's producer, Sid Davis, died recently at age 90. He got his film comanpy started with money borrowed from John Wayne in 1950. More here.
• Sid did not heed the warnings of his film on the dangers of smoking. I, Lord Foetus, approve. On with the show!
• how come cheap gay sex cant be that easy for me to find...i mean ive been in parks ... Don't get me started on visits to parks for a hike with kids ruined by creepy crawlies. Argh.
• creepy crawlies. So that's what we are calling them now. Always getting in the way of 'Quality Time' with kids while hiking. I know exactly what you mean fish tick.
• well if fishtick is talking about spiders, then I agree. otherwise, I am really not sure what to think about his remark.
• Anybody attempting to have sexual encounters in a public park is pretty creepy, imo, yes. Please note that I didn't refer to a 'them', per se - heterosexual sexual activities in public parks are likely to be just as upsetting to people out for a stroll with kids as heterosexual ones. In either case, that is not what the park is there for, and not what one wants to observe whilst 'taking the air'.
• And Medusa, although I am frightened by spiders, I accept that they have a right to be in the park, demonstrating those qualities that define their spideryness.
• I'm a little confused about what happened to Jimmy. He went up the stairs to the homersexual's apartment and then??? The next scene is the man driving his car again with no passenger. Is it to imply that he killed Jimmy? Kept him in his apartment as a gimp? I need closure, dammit!
• kittenhead: homersexual's It is my considered opinion that "homersexual's" are ill equipped to teach the English language. The apostrophe is powerful, so we can only pray to the simpson that it is used for good.
• Tootsie pop for you, Dr. action?
• well if fishtick is talking about spiders, then I agree. otherwise, I am really not sure what to think about his remark. Medusa, must we have the Fish Tick gender discussion again?
• And while we're being nit-picky, there's no arguing with this logic: heterosexual sexual activities in public parks are likely to be just as upsetting to people out for a stroll with kids as heterosexual ones.
• You see, I'm not averse to teh gay at all!
• Thanks for the warning. I'll take it heart. *Puts thumb down, glances warily at any/all nearby men*
• that is not what the park is there for Actually, that is _precisely_ why the park exists. And while we're at at, the same thing goes for the the rest area, the adult bookstore, the truck stop and the public restroom. These facilities are open to everyone but you need to understand that in using them, you run the risk of seeing a bit of homosex. No biggie. If you want to take a sexless stroll, head over to the gym and hop on the treadmill. Probably best if you stay out of the locker room though.
• Um, I don't think the park exists for public sex, or even for solitation thereof, nor does a truck stop or public restroom. I've never been to an adult bookstore, but my guess is that it's not appropriate there, either.
• I heard the minx remark She'd meet him after dark Inside St. James's Park And give him one!
• Well, in most places, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity in public, so no, the park is not precisely for sex because the park is public.
• I think maybe he's being scarcastic. Maybe??
• Not while wearing that hat, obviously. The park is for "parking genitals in ano-genital regions." Look it up, it's in Webster's Big Sexy Book of Etymology. But I agree, I saw squirrels humping when I was five and even these days I twitch when I'm near an acorn.