November 16, 2006

Necro-Beastiality in the News A man is accused of having sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road – but his lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more. And while on the topic of neco-beastiality: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=22746&in_page_id=2
posted by NuggetMaven 18 years ago
  • My favorite part of the article: More appaling news: Man has sex with dead dog Belgium gives dog sex thumbs-up Horse sex pervert news overload Drunken elk worries children
  • Ewwwww. A friend was walking home in lovely Hackney, when she saw a cat humping away at something on the path ahead. As she got closer, she saw it was another, dead, cat. When she tried to shoo the humper away, it yowled at her, dragged the corpse down an alley and carried on. She said it was a vision of the Apocalypse. I love the Metro (aka "Yesterdays Evening Standard in Colour") - always with the classiest tales.
  • How was the elk worrying the children? With tales of life after poor GCSE results? Lead content in cot paint? I MUST KNOW! (Without actually reading the link...)
  • Former necrophiliac duck threads.
  • I think bestiality in animals is disgusting. The elk was the publisher of a newspaper which had headlines about immigration, house prices and terrorism every day.
  • Here's something apropos. "Necro-Art." http://www.spaternite.com/frame/frames/fr/fr_0200.html Wish I knew how to hyperlink my urls! Help?
  • muteboy, thank you! that 'vision of the Apocalypse' cat necrophilia story gave me my first good laugh of the day. what an image!!
  • Vile. The children are beginning to think that the six pints of Guinness, two glasses of port and three of ouzo would probably have been OK, but that they maybe shouldn've gone on to drink the elk. We've all been there.
  • What was the elk's expiry date?
  • NuggetMaven May I draw your attention to the "a href=" tag? Observe: (a href="http://monkeyfilter.com" > Monkeyfilter < /a) Now, replace the ( and ) with < and > and you get Monkeyfilter
  • Oh, never mind. Dammit. Your learning on your own makes me look dumb!
  • muteboy thanks mate, that was great. I feel inspired to write a bloody novel.
  • I think bestiality in animals is disgusting indeed, but should it be illegal if no harm comes to the animal? I think not.
  • Toss that duck in jail!
  • I agree with randomaction above, but the tricky part of that would be proving whether there has been harm done to the animal.
  • And the Final Jeopardy Answer is: "Your learning on your own makes me look dumb!" *Bzzzzt!* What is the George W. Bush private fear of No Children Left Behind?
  • Another explanation on how to link, down a few lines in this thread.
  • I think bestiality in animals is disgusting. Is there another way, really? Or does this mean bestiality *by* animals, and what is that, exactly? And wot's happened to the order of these comments?
  • Doing dead deer is wrong? You mean our dread Sovereign Lord, King James, by the Grace of God, of England, France and Ireland, King, Defender of the Faith, e&. wasted all that money hiring flexible translators to rewrite the Geneva Bible in order to obfuscate his vice?
  • Once again, life imitates GWAR.
  • Oh deer.
  • I think you could say this sort of brought the human race into disrepute, which is a kind of harm to all of us. Harmlessness doesn't seem much to aspire to, anyway: I mean, so far as human beings are concerned they can basically go up or down, and I sort of have a shrewd suspicion I know in which direction sex with dead animals might lie, y'know? /2 cents
  • Doing dead deer is wrong? So much for stag parties.
  • He was a repeat offender. This... There... Gah, my brain overflows with snark! *curls up in fetal position, muttering snide jokes*
  • So much for stag parties. Ow! I'll have to put that pun in the overhead compartment, sir.
  • The FAQ has instructions on how to do HTML links.
  • what i meant was - sex between animals - digusting - erm - never mind
  • I got it, mute.
  • validated, yay!
  • *Walks away whistling*
  • darling : I think you could say this sort of brought the human race into disrepute Disrepute with whom? The animal kindom? Aliens?
  • Them humans eh? Tsk. *shoots jet of ink, disappears*
  • D'oh!
  • I guess it could have been worse, with worse being "Necro-homo-beastiality. The article didn't specify if it was a buck or a doe. However, all this reminds me of a joke. Naturally. What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? One costs a $1.80, and the other you can find under a buck. Har!
  • Disrepute with whom? The animal kindom? Maybe. Who knows what the animals think? You're not coming and polling any animals I own though. ;)
  • Wasn't there something a few years back about a phenom involving dolphins sexually accosting humans?
  • Some days I swear I'm living in a Hieronymus Bosch painting. And this isn't good. Thinking about this kind of stuff makes me throw up a little.