November 07, 2006

• Hey, anything that makes safe sex easier is a good thing! Although, by all rights they should have shortened "Pronto Condoms" to "PronDoms." Or "Pr0nDoms."
• Well, I yanks on me rubber, in the wink of an eye No time for rolling like an old-school guy There's one little problem with this fancy new device: the corners of the wrapper that julienne and slice.
• ...and the snap effect at the end
• There's even a brief tutorial on how to have sex: "Initially it will require a bit of concentration, but take it slowly in the first few times and the process will soon come naturally. You may want to test one on a broomstick or a water bottle first, ‘to get the hang of it’." Seems a little presumptuous of them, really.
• Let’s face it, using an ordinary condom is a real pain in the butt. Ah, well... not that there's anything wrong with it. And. after watching that video, don't know... those CLACK CLACKs sound too threatening around such a delicate area. Yes, what about those rigid snapping edges, scratching skin or the latex?
• Polite golf clap for fish tick
• Is it spring-loaded?
• this is a good idea.
• Don't need that phancy schmancy stuff, I just keep one on at all times.
• I guess hard scratchy plastic thingys are a good form of birth control... just not the form you intended. Ouch!
• Cornered!
• Cool. Let me know when they develop a French Ticklered version.
• For multiple orgasms that really can't run out, try a cork!
• The coy, little ties that hold in place the plugs in that IVD device diagram just don't give me any ressurance... *shudders at the idea of big, ugly staples holding the gizoms in place*
• That was really good, but their choice of a prop was very poor. I mean, seriously, no one has a penis that big.
• Those would be to pull the puppy out is all. Threaded corks that fit tight, right?
• If your gizoms need to be held in place you have more troubles than birth control.
• I love the crunchy sound in the demo. Reminds me of someone eating a pickle.
• Or like a saltine cracker.