November 05, 2006
Catholics attempt pagan purge
in Glastonbury, armed with condiments and foul language.
The Guardian, reporting the same incident, in no way indulges in hysteria when it compares a minor public order offence to "scenes reminiscent of medieval witchhunts".
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*assembles large quantities of pitchforks, and torches* Now I just need the Christians to hold them!
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Fuckin' idiots.
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Pitchforks! And flaming brands should those unholy pagans fall into our hands!
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What Chyren said. (again!)
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They better not be fuckin with my Fleur de Sel. Just better goddamned not. I don't care what little non-reality based construct you hold close to your heart. No wasting of the Fleur de Sel.
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And they call that a 'religion of peace'?
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Well, salt comes from the word salvation. I don;'t know why, it just does. NO throwing it.
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Apples
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Good for Father Kevin Knox-Lecky then, who rejected this pogram, staged by a sort of a new Torquemada, apparently.
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They keep talking about "being medieval" about witchcraft. But the middle ages didn't have the huge witchhunts - that was the early modern period. (There was some guy who wrote a book ages ago - like 18th or 19th century- about huge medieval witchhunts in France, but no one can find his sources, and they now are starting to think he might have just made it up.)
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Oh yeah right - Jesus was "a Jew"! What-everrr!
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I thought Catholics weren't allowed to use condoments.
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r88 FTW!
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Thoughtful Christian Provides Godly Alternative to Filthy, Greedy, Big-Nosed Jew Salt