November 03, 2006

• So, I guess I wouldn't be satisfied until everyone involved in that prank was dead. Except maybe the monkeys. Yeah. And thanks in advance to whoever is going to tell me that they're not actually monkeys, but are instead [insert correct name of monkey-looking-critters here].
• Apes. Chimp & Orangutan. Juvenile.
• the little orang is super cute.
• Blocked at work! Synopsis please!
• Synopsis: ditzy young ladies take blindfolded "kissing test", obstensibly to compare brands of lipbalm, and handsome male kissers are whisked away in favour of apes. Mmmwah!
• HAHAHAHA they kissed monkeys!
• so it works even without the visuals
• The women are in front of a hysterically laughing live audience. For me, it takes away the "this person has no idea something like this is coming" angle. I would put the chimp in a confessional and have it revealed to the confessing sinning Catholics that they have just asked for the the chimp's forgiveness.
• They didn't merely kiss monkeys, they french kissed monkeys. It is interesting that blindfolded a human kiss and a monkey kiss are apparently undetectably different. The orangutan badly needs a dentist. It is in fact okay to laugh at this video, provided you follow up with a donation to an animal rights organization.
• It is in fact okay to laugh at this video, provided you find puerile crap from the 70's amusing. It could have been amusing if they had replaced the male models with old men's glans, but boo-hoo so called 'laws' probably prevented that. Good grief I'm glad I don't live in the seventies, TV was drivel, and the laws a drag.
• Pretty sure that replacing it with an old man's unit would still be illegal. I think that the old man's flappy anal surroundings might be more appropriate.
• But man, the monkeys put out like never before or since!
• In the seventies. Thanks for ruining EVERYTHING, bernockle.
• And welcome back, by the way.
• Tricking innocent women into french kissing innocent women is pretty lame. Unlike shows like Jackass where there is an understood consent between the participants that "Dude I am going to fuck with you,and I expect the same from you," these women were just trying to get on TV, they didn't even know they were going to kiss hot models going into it. Whoever came up with this is an asshole.
• Tricking innocent women into french kissing innocent women is pretty lame. Ha, no that would be awesome! I meant: Tricking innocent women into french kissing apes is pretty lame.
• glama, I hear that but I think its been made pretty apparent over the ages that there are some people who just really want to get on television and they are willing to risk all sorts of humiliation and/or danger and/or whatever to do so. so they kissed an ape, big deal....
• I guess in this day and age with all the new information about communicable diseases, prions, animal-to-human vectors, and so on, all I can say is if I was that girl I would be royally pissed. (But if I was the monkey I guess it would be all cool)
• As a female looking back upon my osculatory history, I can assure you that the monkey would not necessarily be at the bottom of my list of those who I would be willing to kiss again.
• And who (or what) would be at the top?
• Benecio Del Toro?
• Yeah, GramMa, you can't deny us now. Give!
• And was there ample tongue?
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• I see you had to bribe her to slip you some tongue, Chy. You boys need to remember, I'm one of the older generation. We don't kiss and tell. Right, Bees? **
• Oh, my. *pulls out fan, snaps open, fans self vigorously*