October 27, 2006

Are you a girl? Is it Halloween? Now why don't you come down to Girls' Costume Warehouse? Ostensibly a commercial for a costume store that ran locally in New Joisey.. funny. *WARNING: NSFW requires FLASH contains SWEARY WOIDS*

Stupid & short. Probably not real. I am depressed. Please love me.

  • Here, Chy. Does this make you feel loved?
  • WHOSSA GRUMPY CHY? WASSA MATTER WIF DA LITTUL CHYMO? WUSSAWUSSAWUSSAWUSSA! *pinches cheeks*
  • Ooh! We're only 4 posts in and already got an image and squee talk. Bees is gonna LOVE this thread!
  • I went to a Halloween party last night and only one girl wore a sexy costume. Sexy clown, which at first I didn't warm to, but after talking to her for an hour, I warmed up pretty quickly. So listen up ladies because apparently we are losing the point of adult Halloween. The only reason your male friends are getting in costumes are because they want to see you in a tiny one. On a side note anyone putting together costumes this year? I am going to a party as Chuck Barris.
  • Girls! Want an idea for a Halloween Costume? Just take any profession and add the word 'Sexy'. Then take the normal clothing for the profession, shorten it, and add fishnets. Sexy Forensic Pathologist ("Look at the scalpels on that") Sexy Graphic Designer ("I wouldn't mind getting hold of her fonts") Sexy Accounts Receivable Supervisor ("...spreadsheets...")
  • > Sexy Graphic Designer a tautology.
  • Not necessarily. Sexiness is subjective, and if she used Comic Sans, or had a hand in the design of a Web 2.0 site, then I'd be like all, "NO". Not that I'm taking this seriously or anything
  • /studied graphic design in art college thaaaaaanks /slumps
  • "Sexy sexy"!
  • I hate when I make toast and then put peanut butter on it and it drips off the edge and gets all over my hand and then when I'm cleaning it up it gets all over my keyboard and then itss ahrder too tytype bcauauase thee keyss are allllllllstycki asdl;ha;jdfiowefanlf;asdhgasdibhcsjnb jhnkjmn b. I got fuckin' shit to clean up, get outta here!
  • Speaking of dripping over the edge, a crematory fire was caused by the overflow, when a 600 lb man went in.
  • Delicious.
  • That's why Soylent Green uses large facilities.
  • Couldn't play it. Wonders what a Cotume is.
  • The missing "s" is for sexy.
  • OK played it finally. No way this is real.
  • No way this is real. Why? Lard butt was 600lbs, thats a-lot-a-lard. Lard is highly flammable. I mean he probably only had tops 250lbs of muscle,guts and bones, tops. Thats 350lbs of animal fat.
  • I once went to a Halloween party as a lame duck candidate but people kept stepping on my flippers. This year, Unibomber. With a bustiere.
  • Am I laid yet?!? Sheezus!
  • Sexy Unabomber? I'm trying to work up the energy to slap together a tattered tudor dress in black for a sexy zombie/corpse woman thing. Last year, I made a huge Mardi Gras dress in two nights, so I might pull it off. But I'm so sleepy.
  • > if she used Comic Sans, or had a hand in the design of a Web 2.0 site, then I'd be like all, "NO". but what if she was really fit? and only used comic sans in 9pt or lower?
  • I'm going to be a mermaid...a very drunken mermaid. Yay for rum!
  • You people and your "Halloween". Weirdos.
  • From EarWax's link: The crematorium is back in business and the funeral director said they'll notify the family to assure them their loved one wasn't harmed. I find this puzzling. They were cremating his corpse right? How much more harm could be involved here?
  • They burned him alive?
  • Last year I wore my Renfest gear to work, and discovered that our FedEx guy has a thing about wenches.
  • Well, how else are you gonna pull your FedEx truck out of the levee?
  • .. and Frog. BOCK BOCK.
  • I went to a party on Friday dressed as my husband. (He's very sexy, and easily parodiable).
  • Again, no pictures. Wassamattayou?