October 24, 2006

Pumpkin Carving With Klingons. And a cat. via
  • Just proves my long-held theory that most Star Trek fans are damn good folks, with good senses of humor.
  • Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!
  • bless you.
  • I actually googled to see if there was an English-Klingon dictionary on the internets. I am such a moran.
  • But you know that you can choose Klingon as your interface language in Google preferences, right? or Elmer Fudd
  • Ho! Yeah, here's me trusting a Klingon! Not! Get real, Kloko or whatever.
  • She is such a nerd...
  • Klingons were how Americans viewed Russians during the Cold War. I think Kahn was a Hari Krishna.
  • Let me guess - Tribbles were the Chinese? (Where they called Tribles? I'm guessing)
  • She is such a nerd G'gzol ba'Qea T m'e K;it F'UC ?k'' sto'DAHK!!!* *takes one to know one
  • Ricardo Montalban had the best plastic pects!
  • No way - that was pure Montalban.
  • If anyone cares to cast doubt upon the authenticity of SeƱor Montalban's comely thorax, I shall have to ask him to step outside!
  • Nevermind that now -- you need to get started on your Cylon Jack-O-Lanterns. But they were 100% soft, Corinthian Montalban. All that sweat -- good to the last drop.
  • I WANT! I WANT!!!
  • Not the cylon I was hoping for.
  • Nobody better talk smack about Ricardo. He was teh hawt! And he shares my birthday. And those were totally his pecs.
  • *am rendered unable to function as the visual image of a TUM-Lara-RM threesome asplodes in my brain...*
  • Pantsie, was the "I WANT I WANT" for the pumpkin, or for Ricardo?
  • You're forcing me to choose?!? What have they done to my pumpkin?