October 22, 2006

• "Marmaduke is a l33t h4x0r." Golden!
• Very droll.
• Slow day.
• AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! Enough with the metacomics posts. Sure Family Circus, Marmaduke and Garfield suck, but chuckleheads removing dialogue or tacking on commentary is even more pathetic. *Immediately sets to work on Flash Gordon strip in which the driving plot element is a stolen grilled cheese sandwich. HAHAHA fart"
• "I haven't the foggiest." I haven't laughed at a site this much since Girls Are Pretty started to suck.
• The september ones are funnier.
• AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! Enough with the metacomics posts. Sure Family Circus, Marmaduke and Garfield suck, but chuckleheads removing dialogue or tacking on commentary is even more pathetic. *Immediately sets to work on Flash Gordon strip in which the driving plot element is a stolen grilled cheese sandwich. HAHAHA fart" cog_nate expresses displeasure and frustration at the inane, been-there-done-that quality of metacomic blogging in juxtaposition to a fart joke first coined by Henry Ford. Who are the real patriots? InsolentChimp further expresses the inanity by imitating the "well thought out," "humorous" anectodes under the Marmaduke "comics" and ascribing fart jokes to historical characters like Maude Tumley in a Family Guy-esque randomness. Family Guy goes on trial in regard to Maude Tumley's claims of overlegitimization of fart jokes in the past proper and the lack of Henry Fondas portraying Henry Fords imitating Gerald Fords saying, "pull my finger." Yeah, the Onion guys are real proud of your blog.
• Enough with the metacomics posts. Yeah, let's get back to the urine!
• I liked that one where they changed the Spiderman strips. Oh, er, urine!
• Shut up, InsolentChimp. It was Lita Ford and you know it.
• Lita Fart?
• Light a fart? I can tell you some stories from the field...whew!
• *reminds self to stay away from whatever field nunia is working in*
• The Fenlands?
• Remember those old commercials that used that song "my blue heaven" to sell natural gas?