October 18, 2006
What if Google had an attitude and wanted to waste your time?
Ms. Dewey pretty much fills the bill.
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it takes her a very long time to get loaded.
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Damn straight. Also you can hear the director giving her cues in the intro sequence. They need to hire a decent dubbing mixer. (I work cheap, you people). And, Dewey? The woman's name's more likely Diaz.
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once it's finally loaded (20 minutes, i kid not, and on my new cable connection too), it's quite cool. and ms. diaz is cute.
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The server must be getting too much traffic. Only took a few seconds to load here, and this is usually a fairly crappy connection.
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Actually, According to the comments on a google-centric blog, it should be, "What if MSN had and attitude." Regardless, it is still kind of fun to play with.
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Did no one else hear the director saying "comeon, you can do it" & such like? Maybe I'm spoiled for awesome headphones. (Sennheiser HD455 - feel free to send me a check for the plug, herr oberlieutenant rundfunnnnnk)
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I'm old and grumpy: Miss Dewey's search results are hard to read against the background. Still, I browsed it.
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Monkeyfilter: it takes her a very long time to get loaded.
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Wow, watching her get loaded is slow, but she thinks even slower when you ask her something. I had a girlfriend like that once...
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Ladies and gentlemen the tech bubble 2.0 has now officially begun. /leans back in Aeron chair.
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Buy! Buy! Buy! Sell! Sell! Sell!
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This mime never blinks. She's winning every staring contest with me.
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Her line delivery is very Disney Channel.
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Haha. If you look up Microsoft or Sony, she gives rather generic lines. You look up Nintendo, however, and she starts talking about Halo and handles an Xbox controller and such o.O
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There's multiple intros, Chy. Which one did you see?
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Careful,She's got a whip
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If you let her sit and cycle through her various waiting activities, you can hear the off-camera voice several times, though it isn't clear what it is saying.
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Ms. Dewey is into soft-core porn. (NSFW of course)