October 12, 2006

Fingerprints everywhere! Good old-fashioned projective psychology now in software form. You really could tell everything about a person by the way they walk. Really. No, really.
  • *walks this way*
  • *talks this way*
  • He's a fucking psycho!
  • The next step is to attach a neural network to the software so that it can learn further details about a painter. The day that statement does make sense, I'm outta here.
  • well, you can tell by the way i use my walk i'm a woman's man; no time to talk
  • neural network + Van Gogh painting... What's that sound? It's Van Gogh rolling over in his grave. (Hey, children: what's that sound? Everybody look what's goin down...)
  • I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict Stripper born without a chin And I'm only comfortable talking about it When the whole wide world is listening in
  • *looks around Looks like that shut 'em up. They'll never top THAT!
  • Is the neural network in a tank of bubbling liquid? Will it be connected by wires with crocodile clips? Are they meddling with things man was meant to leave alone?