March 04, 2004
You've got Mel!
Did you love "The Passion of the Christ"? Hate it? Well, you can send an encouraging letter to Mel and let him know what you think!
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I doubt he reads any of the comments.
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The one I sent reads: Thank you for making this film, Mel. I see now that my Lord Jesus was no pantywaist! Yours in Christ, s6g2d93h@aol.com Don't forget to check out the free (+ s&h) promotional materials!
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"Dude, loved the film. Any plans to make a sequel?" I feel fairly confident in saying that nobody else will ever think of that joke. I'm great, me.
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What if I don't want to put, "Dear Mel." What if I want to write, "Hey, you casual abuser of religious tenets and factional dissent"? The above is really made-up and I don't even know what it means.
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And why does Jesus look like Daniel Day-Lewis?
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"Dude, loved the film. Any plans to make a sequel?" Jesus: Mad Jew Part 2 Jesus comes back and is looking for gasoline in the Australian outback.
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If we're calling a temporary moritorium on porn posts, I also call "timeout" on 'The Passion' posts. Please? I'm SO tired of hearing about this thing.
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"Hey, did you see the grosses for Gandhi 2?"
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Maybe he could hunt vampires. There aren't even words for how campy this movie is. The atheist clown car bit is funny.
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Forks, this review is for you.
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An appropriate comment from the above review: "It ... happens to be a perfect example of how controversy can be milked into tidy profits for all involved parties." BTW, is Mel Gibson doing the Christian thing and giving his handsome profits to charity?
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"He has portrayed the Crucifixion - now Mel Gibson has his sights set on the tale that led to Chanukah."
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i'll bet mel thinks the maccabees are scottish.
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oh F'ing great. I can see the gore from here. Mama - get my tranquilizer gun . . .