October 07, 2006

• Yes. I am Google. I will pay $1.5 billion for this. fuck
• That was very cool. Knowing it was made in Helena Montana adds a great deal.
• I saw this the other day. I want my 2:36 back.
• This guy's hands are bananas. Apparently.
• I suppose it's better than being, say, kiwi fruit, as bananas are probably a reasonable simulacrum of normal human digits. Also, he looks somewhat like a young Mick Jagger. I blame the hair.
• oh my.
• But he never explains why his hands are rotting bananas.
• I might be a Milky Pirate for halloween...
• Perhaps, Lara, he has banana leprosy?
• banarosy?
• Is there a flesh-eating bacteria variant for bananas? Wait. There is. It's called YOUR MOM. Well, not your mom, per se, but probably someone else's mom.
• Monkeyfilter: a flesh-eating bacteria variant for bananas.
• Dan was a man with a can in his van, And the can in his van held bananas. He ate the bananas And threw out the can, Then a man with a van is what Dan was. Dan was a man who had jam on his hands; He wore jam on his hands and pajamas. He took off the jammies, And washed off the jam, Then a man in his tan is what Dan was. Dan was a man who had sand in his pants; He had sand in his pants and bandanna. He took off the pants In a handy cabana, Then a man wearing sand and a sandy bandanna, Who ran to his van is what Dan was.
• I, too, was wondering about the choice of rotten bananas-- and then I had a blinding bolt of realization! This video is actually a trenchant comment on the banana blight! Thank you, fooliosis, for bringing such an important issue back into the public eye.
• Banana hands should wear rings. Lots of rings. Music, maestro, please!
• I would have tied my bandana if my hands were less banana.
• Discuss? Yes, I'm discussded.