October 06, 2006

In which is revealed a device to encourage the recitation of tongue twisters. This may be old, juvenile, and requiring of translation from our Asian monkeys, but I'm still glad we didn't have these in school.
posted by Northern Exposed 18 years ago
  • Oh, nuts!
  • Say this tongue twister or you will be buffered!
  • Is that a nutapult? Crimeny.
  • Heehee! Fun!
  • You have GOT to be kidding me. ugh.
  • Not sure why, but I kind of got the impression that this was one of those reality shows where most of them knew what was coming (and were protected) but the guy at the end was not in on the joke. His overreaction - the fact that he had to be coaxed into staying on the block - that to me was kind of a tip-off, but of course I can't be sure. I of course could not understand a damn word they said - but the language of "punched in the nutsack" is universal.
  • This is Japanese. And pretty recent. These guys do this quite a lot. The show is mainly by a comedy duo called Downtown. All these dudes are well known comedians. Pretty much they do a bunch of diferent challenges and are punished in different ways if they fail. So you can be sure that a lot of their reactions are a tad embellished.
  • The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
  • My daughter wants us to read her "Fox in Socks" about twice a day. I can bet Mr. Mickey wouldn't go for this punishment if he screws up the "Luke Luck likes lakes" section.
  • How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could get a woodie?
  • How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could find her labia somewhat swollen, her clitoris erect, and her vagina notably moistened?
  • Sounds like the groundhog and the woodchuck should exchange numbers.
  • Tonight they were cutting strings and having metal pans fall onto their heads....