United States Constitution v2.0 On the heels of sanctioning torture and denying people the right to hear why they're being jailed, the fearless US Republican leaders have just said "The Hell With It" and pooped out New! Improved! Constitution 2.0!

Featuring the Smash Hits; "Representation shall be apportioned based on numbers of people willing to Pay for the Privilege. The actual Enumeration shall be made whenever it is of benefit to Republicans." And! Section 4 Elections will be held whenever Diebold is prepared to provide the Right Results. And who could forget . . . "The Congress will dodge all responsibility for decisions on War." Now how much will you pay?!?