October 03, 2006

"I was bitten by a radioactive reindeer the other day..." Apparently, Mark Foley's IM exchange with an underage page was taken the wrong way, and he was only conversing with a guy who wants to be a hand model but is mutating into a reindeer. Here's an excerpt.

Maf54 (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing Editorz (7:46:11 PM): yes I have to go do some hand modeling Editorz (7:46:18 PM): because I am trying to break into the hand modeklling game Editorz (7:46:22 PM): but it’s hard Editorz (7:46:27 PM): I have to go audition for the girls who give out the hand model jobs Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend Editorz (7:46:42 PM): Noo because I was bitten by a radioactive reindeer the other day Editorz (7:46:55 PM): and so im turning into a deer Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): are you Editorz (7:47:11 PM): yes its awkward Editorz (7:47:11 PM): and my hands are starting to look like hoofs Editorz (7:47:11 PM): and that’s a disadvantage in the hand modeling biz