September 28, 2006

Two jerks smuggled monkeys in pants; also leopard cubs, orchids, birds of paradise So I saw this on Fark, and the monkey reference caught my eye. Appearing on Fark, does that mean that it is redundant to post it here? Anyway, what a bunch of jerks, I am sorry that the leopard and the monkeys didn't bite off his Chinese Penis Emporium.
  • What? You've never had monkeys down your pants? Sheesh. Whatevah. There was this one guy who used to tell me that he had a squirrel down his pants.
  • Appearing on Fark, does that mean that it is redundant to post it here? One suspects that its appearance on Fark means that few here have seen it.
  • Yep, been to Fark once, didn't get it. Or did get it.
  • One suspects that its appearance on Fark means that few here have seen it. I am not a monkey, just a baboon. Sigh.
  • Appearing on Fark, does that mean that it is redundant to post it here? Yoooouuu! You're no gentleman!
  • I had a TotalFark account. It was a TotalLoss.
  • *looks down nose, sniffs*
  • Every single time someone asks me if I have something to declare, I will tell them I have monkeys in my pants. Every single time.
  • We like to use "Fark" as a pejorative. But hey! I'm always open to hearing news about people with monkeys and leopards and shit down their pants!
  • Appearing on Fark, does that mean that it is redundant to post it here? Well, DUH!! Only a butt-Monkey would read Fark and admit it, and only a gork-eared, no-neck, broccoli-brained, nekked mauve-arsed butt-Monkey would post something from Fark to a high-class place like dis be.* Gotta have a tagline: MonkeyFilter: Appearing on Fark, does that mean that it is redundant to post it here? *writing that gave me more inner satisfaction than having a shirtful of hairy monkeys tickling with emu feathers
  • I admit to enjoying the Photoshop threads. But mostly I wish these guys had smuggled snakes, because come on. (Also, lorises aren't technically monkeys, being part of the family lorisidae, which are prosimians like the lemur.)
  • Oooh, paint a loris, paint a loris! And then stuff it down your pants.
  • They are pure class, aren't they?
  • I've got monkeys down my pants, Doo-da, doo-da, That's how things are done in France, All the doo-da day. Primates down my pants, Primates up my sleeves, Fill my trousers with a petting zoo, Just like Keanu Reeves!
  • *shrugs shoulders* *gets out shovel, bucket of extra-slimy Sea Monkeys*
  • once again my burning love for TUM is vindicated, reinforced and inflamed!
  • *piles on*
  • Ooh, flaming monkey love!
  • I knew someone who was in Fark's "Elite Bastard" group (I think this just means he had a paid account.) He was certainly not elite anything, but was quite a bastard about just about everything. It fit him better than I imagined.
  • *monocle pop*