September 27, 2006

Eat a dick! Go eat several, of many different varieties. It's "good for your health".
posted by six.oh.six 17 years ago
  • Oh no they di'uh!
  • Wait rich men pay lots of money to have a penis in their mouth? This goes perfectly with my theory of why rich white men like putting thick brown phallic cigars in their mouths.
  • Nestling beside the dog's penis are its clammy testicles great. the dog's bollox...
  • Don't think I'll be eating there any time soon. ANy places that serves bull buttholes and dog wang... ick. On the other hand - maybe I need to start a trendy weird food restaurant, so I can charge people lots of money to choke down something nasty! Heck, they probably make tons of money - they serve the parts that other places would normally reserve to make hot dogs out of!
  • Not all Chinese Medicine beliefs are this funny.
  • What's the place called? Wang's? Hahahahahahahaha! Allright, I won't be any more trouble.
  • He says that, but keep an eye on the door - he'll get a couple of drinks in him and be right back here
  • When you said 'Beijing's penis emporium' I thought you were referring to the Party offices in Zhongnanhai. Hohoho. This is actually quite an old story, I wonder why it's doing the rounds now? Maybe the Beeb has hired a new correspondent.
  • In a white sauce I suppose?
  • Don't forget the Spotted Dick for dessert!
  • Didn't Carl Pilkington report on this awhile back? He'll only go in the evening, I hear..
  • This is what happens when people mistake corellation for causation.
  • fucking bullshit tcm... i'd suggest we bomb china back to the stone age, but they're practically there already
  • btw i highly recommend the dong al dente with cream of wang