September 27, 2006
Eat a dick!
Go eat several, of many different varieties. It's "good for your health".
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Oh no they di'uh!
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Wait rich men pay lots of money to have a penis in their mouth? This goes perfectly with my theory of why rich white men like putting thick brown phallic cigars in their mouths.
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Nestling beside the dog's penis are its clammy testicles great. the dog's bollox...
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Don't think I'll be eating there any time soon. ANy places that serves bull buttholes and dog wang... ick. On the other hand - maybe I need to start a trendy weird food restaurant, so I can charge people lots of money to choke down something nasty! Heck, they probably make tons of money - they serve the parts that other places would normally reserve to make hot dogs out of!
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Not all Chinese Medicine beliefs are this funny.
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What's the place called? Wang's? Hahahahahahahaha! Allright, I won't be any more trouble.
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He says that, but keep an eye on the door - he'll get a couple of drinks in him and be right back here
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When you said 'Beijing's penis emporium' I thought you were referring to the Party offices in Zhongnanhai. Hohoho. This is actually quite an old story, I wonder why it's doing the rounds now? Maybe the Beeb has hired a new correspondent.
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In a white sauce I suppose?
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Don't forget the Spotted Dick for dessert!
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Didn't Carl Pilkington report on this awhile back? He'll only go in the evening, I hear..
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This is what happens when people mistake corellation for causation.
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fucking bullshit tcm... i'd suggest we bomb china back to the stone age, but they're practically there already
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btw i highly recommend the dong al dente with cream of wang