September 27, 2006
Baby Toupee:
Small wigs for small people.
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Are you tempted?
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Not as tempted as I was by babymerkin.com.
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*Bzzzzt* Take two! *whak*
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As seen on Suri Cruise.
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Rugs for rugrats. Makes sense.
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My nephew, well into his 2nd year of life, is still very bald. He's been so busy growing teeth and learning to walk and babbling a bunch of words, that he's clean forgotten to grow hair. It's startling, really, on a kid his age. I think I know who's getting a Lil Kim wig for Halloween.
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tracicle, I hope it won't be long before you will be posting pics of the 'bashibabes in these fine head-decorating items!
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Micky's nephew is Caillou.
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Next, fake boobs for the babes. That will confuse everbody.
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...and phallocrypts. Whee!
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Profusely pierced parts on perfect pint-sized people are preposterous. Ones perfect petite progeny need no prosthetics, painful on not. I'm happy to see Chyren has returned. Don't tell him.
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Because I want my daughter to start imitating Lil' Kim as early as possible. At this rate, she'll be sucking cock like an expert by grade school.
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I don't know if it was really Toto or what, I'll have to check on that . . .