September 27, 2006

Baby Toupee: Small wigs for small people.
  • Are you tempted?
  • Not as tempted as I was by babymerkin.com.
  • *Bzzzzt* Take two! *whak*
  • As seen on Suri Cruise.
  • Rugs for rugrats. Makes sense.
  • My nephew, well into his 2nd year of life, is still very bald. He's been so busy growing teeth and learning to walk and babbling a bunch of words, that he's clean forgotten to grow hair. It's startling, really, on a kid his age. I think I know who's getting a Lil Kim wig for Halloween.
  • tracicle, I hope it won't be long before you will be posting pics of the 'bashibabes in these fine head-decorating items!
  • Micky's nephew is Caillou.
  • Next, fake boobs for the babes. That will confuse everbody.
  • ...and phallocrypts. Whee!
  • Profusely pierced parts on perfect pint-sized people are preposterous. Ones perfect petite progeny need no prosthetics, painful on not. I'm happy to see Chyren has returned. Don't tell him.
  • Because I want my daughter to start imitating Lil' Kim as early as possible. At this rate, she'll be sucking cock like an expert by grade school.
  • I don't know if it was really Toto or what, I'll have to check on that . . .