How White and Nerdy are you?
Yeah, online quizzes like this are poo-pooed around here, but like you don't want to know. Like you don't already know. [via BB]
38%.
I wonder how heavily weighted that "Are you white?" quesion is?
28% - but it didn't really cover my nerd areas....
44%, but I already knew. The test was biased towards nerds in school and not us older nerds.
If I switch the polarity on the Jeffrey's tube and arrange the shield to deflect the Bertold rays than I can fix that test right up.
Go Krell!
28%.
The video's awesome.
18% ya buncha geeks!
42%
?!?
24%.
You buncha nerds!
I got 44% as well, but it didn't ask about my nerd areas, like being in science club or on the school paper ;)
That was an awesome video. I read somewhere that Weird Al is having a late career resurgence, much like Bob Dylan. I just liked hearing about Al and Bob in the same sentence.
I got a mere ten percent, but they don't come much whiter than me. What gives?
18%.
Poo poo!
Surprisingly only 20%. I figured I would get higher than that.
14%. But that's the fault of my ethnicity.
20% no wonder I dance so well for a white girl :D
Oh, my god - 76%
I don't know if I should be proud or terrified.
We have a winner!
24% - There seemed to be a lot of questions related to what I'd consider more geeky(technical) than nerdy(cultural) disciplines.
*Tries not to look at gomi's uncovered nerd areas*
42%...but I think this is biased toward those still living with their mommies.
Damned fine vid.
OK, I take exception. I am far whiter and nerdier than 38%!
This survey's rigged to make us feel better about ourselves. Where are the "Do you have a blog?" and "Did you write a blog entry on Snakes on a Plane?" questions?
28%
38%. I want a recount.
38%. darn.
30%
If this had asked about zombie movies or dinosaurs I'd have scored way, way higher.
psst! brundlefly's a nerdosaur!!
24%
But who doesn't like popping bubble wrap?
and
Only nerds think Picard is cool. Non-nerds know that Kirk got the "tang" and beat alien ass.
22%.
I'm getting laid tonight.
Did someone say White and Nerdy? Hey, Weird Al actually has a bit of a flow..
Man, I thought was going to pwn you bitchzorz with my 46%, but evidently WPDK is the overnerd.
42%, mainly because I don't know coding.
I don't think I've ever felt so cool ;)
Pretty damn, I must say.
52% White and Nerdy. That can't be right. You people are fudging your results. I can't be nerdier than monkeyfilter!
function whiteNerd(){
var self;
if (self.white && self.nerd) {
self = "White and Nerdy";
} else {
self = "";
alert(self);
}
40% and proud. It didn't ask me about my stamp, leaves and butterfly collections I used to have, the fact that I play classical music, do magic as a hobby, used to be a birder or habituate MoFi; all tre nerdy activities somewhat counterbalanced by the fact that I used to play sax in an all black horn band (The Funky Stygian Hue Movement) that did covers of Earth Wind and Fire and Ohio Players ("Fire!").
Er... I think this probably should up my rating another 250% or so...
caution live frogs: there is an error in your code.
oh and 42%
kamus, yr 'cool' creds are pretty hot! (Fire! indeed)
/whips out soma that badass white-girl dancing...
I'm still trying to work out how it's an all-black band if Kamus is in it. Perhaps wiser minds will prevail on this crucial question.
34% surprisingly high since I don't code and have no idea who Picard or Kirk is??? what's this Star Wars business anyway?
14% I think I need a recount.
28%
I think being English helps (the quiz could tell)
If I am 26% white & nerdy, does that mean I'm 76% black and cool?
I get points deducted for not being able to count, so it all works out in the end.
I'm still trying to work out how it's an all-black band if Kamus is in it
I was the token white, OK? Nobody likes a weisenheimer, mister.
cautionlivefrogs, that's not very good code...
function whiteNerd(){
var self;
if (self.white && self.nerd) {
self = "White and Nerdy";
} else if (self.white) {
self = "White but not Nerdy";
} else if (self.nerd) {
self = "Nerdy but not White";
} else {
self = "Gangsta";
}
alert(self);
}
(More white and Nerdy than you)
Nobody likes a weisenheimer, mister.
Like I said, wiser minds than mine were always going to weigh in on this matter.
Banheimer.
They see me codin'
They hatin',
Controllin'
Trying to catch me white and nerdy
That's two. Count them. Two people who were nerdy enough not just to see the code, but to try and debug it.NEEEEEEEEERDS!
(says the guy who woke up thinking "huh, would have been funnier to start with eval[self] or something...)
Oh, my god - 76%
I don't know if I should be proud or terrified.
posted by WPDK at 03:37PM UTC on September 26, 2006
We have a winner!
posted by Capt. Renault
Capt, I do believe that should be weener.evidently WPDK is the overnerd.
posted by middleclasstool
And MCT, shouldn't that be ubernerd?
Fahrfegnerden.
caution live frogs, I was actually nerdy enough to consider posting the 100% white and nerdy picture. Those weren't my results, but it's easy enough to figure out how to link the result you want, and doing that is nerdy enough that really, I ought to be a lot more than just 50% white and nerdy.
In fact, considering the extent of my whiteness, I am worried about my nerdness levels if I am really only 50% white and nerdy.
Now I have to go home, listen to some rap and smoke a doobie to wash the white and nerdy stink off of me.
18 percent
16% white and nerdy? If I hadn't slept through the late 80's, maybe I would've scored better!
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function whiteNerd(){ var self; if (self.white && self.nerd) { self = "White and Nerdy"; } else { self = ""; alert(self); }function whiteNerd(){ var self; if (self.white && self.nerd) { self = "White and Nerdy"; } else if (self.white) { self = "White but not Nerdy"; } else if (self.nerd) { self = "Nerdy but not White"; } else { self = "Gangsta"; } alert(self); }(More white and Nerdy than you)