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September 24, 2006
Rejoice! Image of Jesus Appears on Backside of Beloved Pet!
Tasteful, not overly loud Midi Hymn on 2nd Page. Also contains Dog Arse.
17 years ago
Eh... it's pulsating.
I don't need this before breakfast.
The way to see by faith is to shut the [brown] eye of reason. --Benjamin Franklin
"I don't need this before breakfast."
It was after dinner when I posted it...
Praises be! Praises be! May his countenance ever be licked clean!
and people wonder how I can be an atheist???
If I could make that the new goatse I would.
Hah! This CalArts is, like, five minutes from where I am now sitting. Maybe I should make a pilgrimage to the Holy Butthole?
I have to say that I totally see it.
I have seen the ass of dog.
That person spends too much time looking at his/her dog's anus.
Let me know when the mutt is for sale on eBay. Or at least the butt.
and...if god appears on the backside of dog, does dog appear on the backside of god... just wondering... /does god have a backside? does god eat? does god....never mind... /if you turn a dog backwards, is it omnipotent?
Well if that just isn't the dog's bullocks.
what if dog was one of us?
In the words of St. John of Belushi - "Holy Shit!"
The word of god is shit then?
It is not what goes into the dog's butthole that defiles it, but what comes out of it.
Yes, and it's like the transubstantiation of the Host.
1. Thou shalt have no other dog before me.
*hides graven image of Ralph*
Yer all goin' ta hell, I'm tellin' ya.
I'd hid that one, too, Nunia. That's the worst graven image of Ralph I've seen in a long time. Looks like he forgot to comb his hair and straighten his tie. Actually, it looks like he's drunk. He IS drunk! He doesn't deserve to be a dog. *clamors for pulling down all graven images of Ralph*
Finally, the dyslexics are saved...
I am not dysexlick. Not.
anus canis angelicus