September 24, 2006
Rejoice! Image of Jesus Appears on Backside of Beloved Pet!
Audio Warning: Tasteful, not overly loud Midi Hymn on 2nd Page. Also contains Dog Arse.
Snarfled from Blort
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Eh... it's pulsating.
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I don't need this before breakfast.
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The way to see by faith is to shut the [brown] eye of reason. --Benjamin Franklin
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"I don't need this before breakfast." It was after dinner when I posted it...
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Praises be! Praises be! May his countenance ever be licked clean!
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and people wonder how I can be an atheist???
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If I could make that the new goatse I would.
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dogse
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Hah! This CalArts is, like, five minutes from where I am now sitting. Maybe I should make a pilgrimage to the Holy Butthole?
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I have to say that I totally see it.
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I have seen the ass of dog.
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That person spends too much time looking at his/her dog's anus.
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Let me know when the mutt is for sale on eBay. Or at least the butt.
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and...if god appears on the backside of dog, does dog appear on the backside of god... just wondering... /does god have a backside? does god eat? does god....never mind... /if you turn a dog backwards, is it omnipotent?
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Well if that just isn't the dog's bullocks.
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what if dog was one of us?
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/faints
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In the words of St. John of Belushi - "Holy Shit!"
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The word of god is shit then?
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It is not what goes into the dog's butthole that defiles it, but what comes out of it.
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Yes, and it's like the transubstantiation of the Host.
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1. Thou shalt have no other dog before me.
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no comment...
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*hides graven image of Ralph*
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Yer all goin' ta hell, I'm tellin' ya.
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I'd hid that one, too, Nunia. That's the worst graven image of Ralph I've seen in a long time. Looks like he forgot to comb his hair and straighten his tie. Actually, it looks like he's drunk. He IS drunk! He doesn't deserve to be a dog. *clamors for pulling down all graven images of Ralph*
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Finally, the dyslexics are saved...
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I am not dysexlick. Not.
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holy shit!
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anus canis angelicus