September 18, 2006

R.E.M. reunites for their induction into Georgia Music Hall of Fame, and to push "I Feel Fine", the best of the I.R.S. years. It may be time to replace some vinyl...

But how can they not include "Underneath the Bunker"? And how did the B-52s (although a fine band) beat R.E.M. in by six years? And just what is Zell Miller doing in there?

posted by Capt. Renault 18 years ago
  • *taps microphone* Hello!?? Testing... testing... Driver 8 take a break, we've been on this shift too long...
  • *takes a bow to the echoes of silence*
  • I saw them on Monster tour, and it was underwhelming. That said, they can reunite all they want, no one's touching my LP of Lifes Rich Pageant. NO ONE.
  • *wriggles fingers around Fes's LP* I'm not touching it. I'm not touching it!
  • MOM! Nunia's touching my records!!
  • Talk about the passion!
  • I'd rather talk about pop music. *puts a sticky booger in Fes's milk*
  • *decapitates all nunia's Barbies, buries them in the cat box*
  • *sews pink lace into Fes's Superman Underoos*
  • *looks, shrugs, prances*
  • *brings nunia Spiderman Underoos*
  • *exchanges Underoos for tutu, as agreed*
  • What. The. Fuck?