September 14, 2006

I miss Monica
posted by Wolof 18 years ago
  • She did make the most of her internship I guess....
  • Now watch this drive!
  • Now I'll have tht stuck in my head all day! (Cute litte tune!)
  • "Now I'll have tht stuck in my head all day" That's what Monica said too..
  • As mct knows, one of those bumper stickers proudly adorns the Pettlemobile™.
  • HA HA! Oh, you leftist scoundrels and your cute, impotent satire! Sometimes I laugh so hard I can hardly summon the secret police to have you arrested and tortured for being the poisonous, morally bankrupt traitors that you are. You crafty little scamps!
  • I would have voted Willy Jeff in for another term based solely on his fat chick policies. He was the best president since Sam Addams and that guy on the $100 bill.
  • "you leftist scoundrels and your cute, impotent satire!" One thing we can say about Slick Willy, he wasn't impotent.
  • Presidents with frequently satisfied boners are far less likely to overthrow governments. Hence, my new policy for global peace: blowjobs all around. *hates quidnunc's freedoms*
  • Yes, there he is officer - the one with the Koran and the donkey badge. Bless you for taking him to the internment camp. Quickly.
  • *dodges low-flying black helicopter*
  • Oh, and that one there's a communist.
  • How dare! Those damned long-lashed hippies ruin everything.
  • Yep. Where you put your "little missile" is FAR more important than where you put the big ones.
  • Hence, my new policy for global peace: blowjobs all around. *politely declines MCT's offer*
  • aaahhhhh! please mark posts if they have sound! Now everyone in the library is giving me dirty looks!
  • Again?
  • aaahhhhh! please mark posts if they have sound! ROTFL! OMG Wolof=n00bXoR!!11!
  • The Jewish Humidor
  • Mooshy v. Monica a) both internships well beyond their talents b) both names begin with "mo", as does "moran" c) both opportunistic, short and troublesome d) both experienced fluffers e) you never see both of them together Coincidence? I THINK NOT
  • Difference: Monica proved a valuable service.
  • zing! Let's give 'em a hand folks, weren't they wonderful?! *clap clap clap* They'll be back in the second half of our show!
  • I miss the days before the internet when every idiot with a microphone and/or a video camera was confined to his or her own imagination or at worst, the garage.
  • As opposed to being confined in a cell, maybe?