September 08, 2006
Ewe'll be sorry
Yes, you really, really will.
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*groans*
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Yes, I am.
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No wonder he looks a bit sheepish! Eh!! EH!!!!
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But what happened next?
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I suspect a really substantial snake poo.
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OMG LOL ROTFL!!!11!!
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Roffle indeed.
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Obligatory link to that python that ate that alligator and blowed up! Blowed up real good!
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But, as he's got the wool in him, it'll be SELF-WIPING POO!!
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was too laden to move, making it easy for firemen to capture it Damned firemen! Begone!
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baaah.
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How did they know the poor ewe was pregnant?
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Ewe know.
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She was acting sheepish.
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(Such a great joke! I wonder why nobody's said it yet...)
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Well, not to lambaste ye Louis . . .
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Wether or not, it doesn't matter.
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Yeah, I herd you all in here bleating the Capt down. Move a-side and let the man go through. Let the man go through.
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Scram, eh?
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Oh I thought you said "jam". But mint jelly. *shuffles off to Buffalo*
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This is a hot mutton topic.
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Haste! We must fleece while we can!
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*opens door Keep those puns down in here. If the youngen's herd you, it would warp their minds. There's not enough innocence weft. My head's spinning with all this blaaaahter.
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This is a hot mutton topic. That deserves some kind of medal.
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Shear beats mine.
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Yup, he bleat you to it, petebest.
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Oh for flocks sake.
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How many roads must a man walk down Before ewe can call him a ram?
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Ewe had to say it, didn't ewe?
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I had a slap up meal today, and to express my desire to stop eating, I described myself as 'a snake who'd eaten a sheep'. I'm glad to say I wasn't the only person who knew to what I was referring.
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Ewe made me love you Ewe didn't have to do it Ewe didn't have to do it
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人心不足蛇吞象 "The human heart is as insatiable as a snake swallowing an elephant". Old Chinese saying