September 05, 2006

School Superintendent appears semi-nude in calendar, said to be in bad form. ""It was done to raise some money, and he was asked to do it," Irlbeck said. "We have told him as a board that he needs to do things in the community." Oh, the jokes, they write themselves. [via obscurestore]
posted by Capt. Renault 18 years ago
  • He said he was never naked in a school. Well he just hasn't been trying hard enough, has he?
  • Ooaaoooohhhh! *klunk*
  • This thread is useless without... ...bah. I'd probably have nightmares anyway.
  • Has appearing semi-nude in anything EVER paid off for ANYONE? Think, dude! Oh, and he's a looker, too. How anyone in their right mind thinks participating in these special calendars is a good idea is beyond me. This ain't The Full Monty, sir, this is your rather-less-exciting actual life. Please keep your pants on for the cameras, if you would.
  • appearing semi-nude with a provocative classroom pose in a local Rotary Club fund-raising calendar. Suddenly I'm looking back on my time playing for a Rotary-sponsored Little League team with a new perspective...
  • Has the MonkeyFilter Nude Calendar been done yet??? just asking.. and, as for the fine folks in that little community who would like to create some uproar over this... I suggest you stop taking yourselves so seriously and to get a life....
  • Yeah, this Rotary club seems a heck of a lot racier than any I've ever dealt with...
  • *takes clothes off / poses provocatively*
  • Pasties and a g-string, beer and a shot!
  • All right, I'm in! *loosens tie slightly*
  • I think these “tastefully nude” community calendars are cute. We have a few of ‘em here in the ol’ hometown. It wouldn’t bother me to see our school superintendent in one. That said… The pose and setting they chose was in incredibly poor taste. He should have been shown OUT of the schoolroom.
  • Bagsy I get to be December, wearing a santa hat and not much else!
  • I'll take the opening of fly fishing season... me, my tilley hat, and a 8 foot pole.... :-)
  • I can't believe I'm doing this. I feel dirty. So Dirty. *pulls up long skirt slightly to expose creamy-white ankle* *cries*
  • *drops trou and thinks of England*
  • Say -- we've got a lot of monkeys here, way more than twelve -- we can do a page-a-day calendar! And we can do it like a flip-book, every day, a little more comes off. Start with a fully-clothed bashi, and work our way to a nekkid quidquorpse... And since every day features a different person, the flip-book effect would only work on the skin-bits, not on the monkeys themselves, so there would only be static pr0n images of us out there, nothing kinetic, and everyone knows static pr0n doesn't count. Enh? ENH?
  • *Marks Canada Day in Nekkid Monkey '06-'07 Desk Calendar*
  • If we are all gonna have naked pages, I'd like mine to be right behind Medusa's, if you know what I mean....
  • Hi, Lisa! Hi SuperNintendo Chalmers!
  • The supe was a dupe--should NOT have been posed as if in a classroom--too much of an alarm for some people. That said, it was just hairy legs and bare chest, people, gedoveryaselves, ya perverts. Only dirty minds would immediately ass-ume he was (em)bare assed nekked. Hmmm, a monkey calendar. In-ter-est-ing i-dea. *strokes chin Perhaps there could be something to this. *imagines Bees in very little but his fuzzy antennae MonkeyFilter: Please keep your pants on for the cameras, if you would. Pete! dammit! too late.....
  • and step two three pivot kick two three . . .
  • I think I'd have just the top of my nekkid head poking out of a giant pile of underpants.
  • I would pay cash money to see that.
  • *walks in wearing nothing but a sock puppet* I want October. The fall colors bring out my eyes.
  • I think we might have found Chy's lost sock.
  • I'd like to see Pete decently covered. Put on a skirt, boy. Chy's wearing nothing but a feather boa. A LIVE feathered boa. And socks. Ralph has a rhinestone collar. The Capt. in a pirate hat and heels. And Bees in his fuzzy antennae. Mmmmmm, what lovely antennae.
  • *looks left *looks right Where is my Bees lately, anyway?
  • MonkeyFilterNudeyCalendar Let's do it!
  • hmmmmmmm.... *goes to closet *wails But I have nothing to weeeeaaaarrr!