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September 04, 2006
Traumatic eclipse of the heart
Thus proving that there is nothing wrong with Belgian taste.
(Except when they bugger little boys and abduct little girls, of course.)
16 years ago
Oh, those Belgians with their sodomy and paedophilia! I would have complained too - it's bad enough that
airline pilots are barely-functional alcoholics, but when they bring their partying and love of power ballads on board the plane, a line must be drawn.
She's had some damn good surgery & I'd hit it.
She sings very good songs and is very well preserved.
The French can certainly discern talent, can't they?
I don't see what those Belgians are
on about! Eh??
"...the result of last week's competition when we asked you to find a derogatory term for the Belgians."
Hmm... come to think of it, the .wav file linked above is probably a tad NSFW. Especially if you work for Belgians.
I tend to favor the Belgian ethos in many things, but in this they have erred, and badly.
What are you obviously deranged semi-humans yammering on about? This is a totally valid lawsuit. Look, if I was going to be a captive audience to Bonnie Tyler's overly dramatic caterwauling on
they'd better damn well be printing huge warnings on the ticket, something like "WARNING: PLANE MAY CONTAIN BONNIE TYLER" or they'd better be handing out earplugs at the firetrucking gate.
>>"WARNING: PLANE MAY CONTAIN BONNIE TYLER" I wonder how the stewardesses would pantomime that during the pre-flight safety instructions... 'In the event of Bonnie Tyler, please move quickly and quietly to the nearest emergency exit. Please take a moment to note its location...'
Where the shiznit is flashboy in this tremendously consequential discussion anyway?
In future you should delete the words "crunchy frog" and replace them with the legend "crunchy raw unboned real dead frog" if you want to avoid prosecution.
♫ My Bonnie flies over the ocean... ...oh keep back that Bonnie from me, from me ♫
Quite right. now if Jaques Brel was singing...
...it'd be the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
"We are all big fans of Bonnie Tyler. She sings very good songs and is very well preserved."