September 04, 2006

• Oh, those Belgians with their sodomy and paedophilia! I would have complained too - it's bad enough that all airline pilots are barely-functional alcoholics, but when they bring their partying and love of power ballads on board the plane, a line must be drawn.
• She's had some damn good surgery & I'd hit it.
• She sings very good songs and is very well preserved. The French can certainly discern talent, can't they?
• I don't see what those Belgians are waffling on about! Eh?? sorry
• "...the result of last week's competition when we asked you to find a derogatory term for the Belgians."
• Hmm... come to think of it, the .wav file linked above is probably a tad NSFW. Especially if you work for Belgians.
• I tend to favor the Belgian ethos in many things, but in this they have erred, and badly.
• What are you obviously deranged semi-humans yammering on about? This is a totally valid lawsuit. Look, if I was going to be a captive audience to Bonnie Tyler's overly dramatic caterwauling on a plane they'd better damn well be printing huge warnings on the ticket, something like "WARNING: PLANE MAY CONTAIN BONNIE TYLER" or they'd better be handing out earplugs at the firetrucking gate.
• >>"WARNING: PLANE MAY CONTAIN BONNIE TYLER" I wonder how the stewardesses would pantomime that during the pre-flight safety instructions... 'In the event of Bonnie Tyler, please move quickly and quietly to the nearest emergency exit. Please take a moment to note its location...'
• Where the shiznit is flashboy in this tremendously consequential discussion anyway?
• In future you should delete the words "crunchy frog" and replace them with the legend "crunchy raw unboned real dead frog" if you want to avoid prosecution.
• ♫ My Bonnie flies over the ocean... ...oh keep back that Bonnie from me, from me ♫
• Quite right. now if Jaques Brel was singing...
• ...it'd be the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
• "We are all big fans of Bonnie Tyler. She sings very good songs and is very well preserved."