September 04, 2006

Pics and descriptions of the World's greatest SuperDuper Heros Superheroes from around the world. Down with Spidey, up with Super Lopez!
posted by stirfry 17 years ago
  • Super Lopez
  • Doesn't look like it's been updated for a while, missing a lot from these guys: AK Comics Jademan or Virgin's line of Eastern inspired heros...which in my opinion have sucked so far, but I'm all kinds of excited for John Woo and Garth Ennis Seven Borthers
  • But I forgot to say that it's still pretty damn thorough.
  • Oz Avenger Real Name: Unknown Identity/Class: Unknown Occupation: Unknown Affiliations: Unknown Enemies: Unknown Known Relatives: None Aliases: Unknown Base of Operations: Australia First Appearance: Oz Avenger #1 (Kennedy Comics, 1998) Powers/Abilities: Unknown History: Unknown Comments: Written and drawn by Frank Kennedy. If anyone out there can fill in some of the blanks on this guy, it would be much appreciated.
  • Quidnunc Kid Real Name: don't ask Identity/Class: user Occupation: Unknown, but knee pads are worn out Affiliations: Berek Enemies: Wolof, Daisy_May Known Relatives: Dick Cheney Aliases: Rumsfeld Base of Operations: Australia First Appearance: November 27, 2003 Powers/Abilities: incredible ability to spin shit History: November 27, 2003 Comments: much more palatable after a goon or so of D'Arenberg
  • Dr Wolof Real Name: Baron Otto Von Wolfenstein Identity/Class: Abuser Occupation: Mad scientist and watercolour artiste. Affiliations: Commonwealth Club, Reform Club. Enemies: The innocent, puppies, kittens, people who take too long at the ATM. Known Relatives: The Baroness Foxxxy (wife) Aliases: Wolfor the Munificent, Bad Wolf, Wolly. Base of Operations: Mailbag 31, Fortress of Solitude, Adelaide, South Australia. First Appearance: November 18, 2003 Powers/Abilities: Brevity. History: 1957 - Born in Munich, Germany. 1977 - BSc (Evil) (1st class), Freie Universität, Berlin 1983 - PhD (Evil) M.I.T 1985-2002 - Various evil activities, too horrible to contemplate and too numerous to list. 2003 - Prepares giant snark ray and holds small websites captive. Is periodically satiated only by human sacrifices, snackfoods. Comments: 5597 - each more rib-tickling than the last.
  • You forgot about the whoring....
  • Gomichild Real Name: Gomi Gomisdottir. Identity/Class: Gaijin. Occupation: Schoolgirl superheroine. Affiliations: Japanese Chamber of Commerce and Industry. Enemies: DragonBollock X, Chikan. Known Relatives: Sailor Moon, Sailor Venus, Dwarf Sailor Pluto. Aliases: Sailor 2003 UB313. Base of Operations: C/o Sony Corp, 6-7-35 Kitashinagawa, Shinagawa-ku, Tokyo 141-0001, Japan. First Appearance: August 9, 2004 Powers/Abilities: weilds giant laser ramen noodle, unbearable cuteness. History: Born in Iceland, the infant Gomichild was kidnapped by insane Japanese scientist Professor Tokidoki, who raised her in a uranium centrifuge for 14 years. She emerged with amazing superpowers, a love of ramen noodles and a cute dress. She now fights crime, hunger. Comments: 813 - each more "kawaii" than the last.
  • You forgot the boots. The glorious, glorious boots.
  • As Docs, weren't we calling them "Das Boots"?
  • *snorts*
  • kawaii!!!
  • *coughcough* That's a...um... boy monkey, Chy....
  • Capt. America booked "Because there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at this time, all Captain Americas were asked to go outside for a possible identification," notes the report.
  • Spider-Man for President!