August 31, 2006

Hot Dog Infused Vodka "Over the years, I've tried various sorts of infusions, with vodka and other liquors. Fruit and herb-infused are the best known, and are often wonderful. But what I like is meat. Where's the infusion for people like me? I felt disenfranchised, and alone, especially after some research on the interwebs revealed a real lack of meat-based liqueurs. It would be up to me to blaze the trail."

You know, the cocktail recipes don't seem too bad - the 'take me out to the ball game' look s interesting.

  • Sounds yucky!
  • *vomits a little bit, catches in mouth*
  • *tucks vomit into a cheesecloth, infuses vodka* Wa-La! The SpewTini!
  • Yes, more meat please.
  • (it's "Voila". ObPedant) ObZappa: "He's saving the big pieces in case he gets hungry later."
  • That girl must be prackitin' richraff
  • Meat, I can accept that. But hot dogs? Squirrel anuses and chicken tongues. None for me, thanks.
  • Well, he seems to be usin' the fancy weiners. But I'd probably go for Polish sausage, myself.
  • Falcum.. take me to the falcum!
  • There's a place in Vegas that does bacon-infused vodka. A friend got the recipe and prepared a bottle herself. Bacontinis!
  • If bacon clogs the arteries, A cardiologist may wonder As he sips his MeatTini, "Does absinthe make the heart grow fonder?"
  • Buck09: SPIT-TAKE!!
  • Where's bernockle when you need a little owl spooge to liven things up?
  • bernockle said he got married and since April he's not checked in. owls weep for he is passed from our midst they waste the soft feathers they pluck from their breasts they cast them down on the resinous pine needles where claw of mouse and skull of chickadee are interred in owl castings little by little they wrest the midnight silence yea with owl-sob and hooted hiccough they lament his migration
  • Howzabout some meat-flavored breakfast cereal? Meat Loops, maybe. Or Frosted Mini-Meats.
  • Ah, thanks for the info bees. Now that I rattle my head a bit, I do recall bernockle talking of marriage. I have no doubt that he will amuse us with his presence again; I too had a hiatus from the filter shortly after my marriage.
  • Monkeyfilter: Frosted Mini-Meats Would probably do good with the Slim Jim crowd
  • Hmmmm, AprilMayJuneJulyAug...It's SEPT already. Somebody go bang on the bedroom door.