August 30, 2006

Youth Against Sudoku
posted by gomichild 18 years ago
  • I certainly never got the appeal. Give me the cryptic crossword any day of the week.
  • *puts up anti-protest placards*
  • Oh, this is much better than my organisation - "Contact Bridge Must Die for the Children of Islam".
  • I fully support this. Death to sudoku.
  • I heard fat-bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round. Any truth to this rumour?
  • Nuns Against Hopscotch Lesbians Against Monopoly
  • *goes on hunger strike*
  • This is nothing more than numerology with the trappings of fun. I cannot approve of this.
  • *casts magic missile*
  • Archdeacons against Small Hats Ctenophores against Extreme Knitting Tribbles against Trouble When will you people finally get together to support something? Seagulls for Sewage! Rats for Landfill! Beer for Me!
  • TQK Is that akin to "cont"R"act bridge"? Cause contact might be the start of some fun bridge. Get rid of some of the old grumps.
  • Wait ... can you tackle in Contract Bridge? OK I gotta go tell the Children of Islam to just chill the fuck out a second.
  • Youth Against Sudoku is a movement. You will recognize an awakened citizen and an agent of the idea from a red garment. Join us, and carry the colour with pride! They're just a bunch of Communists!
  • Their symbol is the empty nine by nine grid. They move through the suburbs in the shadowy twilight, stealing the identificatory numerals from unsuspecting mail-boxes. On buses and trains they sit rigidly to attention, staring at their fellow passengers with unfathomable loathing, daring them to produce a newspaper or biro. All free time they despise: they are fundamentalists of the work ethic. They do not count as do other folk - praising Zeno, they claim that to count to 1 is impossible, as one would first have to count to one-half, then three-quarters, and so on, ad infinitum. The colour red is sacred to them, and their rituals involve the letting of blood or, if none can be procured, tomato paste. Their totemic animal is the millipede, with its uncountable plethora of legs. They eat only calamari or fruit loops, which represent the numeral zero. They claim that logic is a poison to the mind, and profess two or even three contradictory ideas at once. These are the indicia of that foul gang who rail constant and clash their teeth against Sudoku's vastening empire.
  • And they sing as they march with their flags unfurled Today in the mountains, tomorrow the world
  • ...my world is complete.
  • Sure, they're against sodoku, but they worship Conan O'Brien. The fascists!
  • Fascism is fascionable. Get hip!
  • It's hip to be squares 9 X 9
  • Nice crispy squares.
  • Darn. I just send in my membership to "Old Embittered Cynical Fogies Against Sudoku and For A Better Name That Makes A Neat Anagram"
  • "Grannies Against Sudoko Puzzles" - GASP.
  • Adults Stop Sudoko Puzzles and Tricks ASSPOT
  • American Sudoku Society For Unifying Competitive Kinship In Number Games
  • Gesticulating Arthropods Must Exterminate Sudoku Oops. wrong thread.
  • I don't suppose you noticed what else was recommended on that Amazon link.
  • Duke of Squeee Official Bucket-Fruitsicle Sudoku! Get 'em while they're hot!