August 27, 2006

Nucular War! Why didn't anyone tell me that a third part of the people will be killed over a fourth part of the Earth on September 12, 2006? This is information I would have liked to have had, and now I am angry! That leaves me only a little more than two weeks to spend all of my money, charge up my credit cards, and beat the living crap out of people I don't like.

Of course, this is not the first End Times predicted by this great and credible house of prophesy. You are all educated stupid if you do not believe the End Times repeated prediction truthiness! (Here's a remix video to the first, with juicy Cash goodness.) WARNING: much YouTubage in these links, and one really blasphemous web design. Via

posted by nunia 18 years ago
  • Aw, man! I sent the nuclear weapon out for a cleaning and I think they lost it ... Im not going to be able to get a new one before then. Sorry, guys, you`ll have to start the war without me.
  • Man, that nunia chick is posting today like a petebest on steroids!
  • Cool. Are nucular wars as dangerous as nuclear wars?
  • Are nucular wars as dangerous as nuclear wars? What's a nuclear war? Sounds like Pinko talk to me.
  • Birdherder hasn't been properly indoctrinated in the President's English.
  • Thank the gods for that.
  • Damn. I'll be on a plane, the very 12th. Hope at least make it to the airport...
  • hmm, some loony papered all the cars in our parking lot with the same prediction today. I guess, they want to make sure that everyone feels invited to participate in the nuclear war...which is very decent of them. And to think, just last night I was talking about wanting to play Nuclear War. You know, sometimes things just work out. (-: *Cues Dr. Stangelove*
  • I gots my Swiss Army Knife. I'm ready.
  • This one? Without boingboing, I am nothing.
  • I live within three miles of a major air force base. If there's a nuclear war, I'll get to watch most of it from whatever passes for Heaven these days. I hereby leave StoryBored my shotgun, if you can find it and it's still usable. Look in the remains of the attic, shells are on top of what was the bookcase in the scorched wreckage of my office in the basement. Never bring a knife to an apocalypse, d00d.
  • Yeah, my plan is pretty much to head towards the big flashy light.
  • Again?
  • Again?
  • I dunno Fes, that knife has a second key ring. You know how useful that is in the post-apocalyptic world...
  • Woohoo - an out for being a complete bitch at work this week - in two weeks I WILL BE FREE! And oh hell if this guy hasn't got it right - i am sooooo in trouble after today....
  • A third of the people over a fourth part of the Earth? I like those odds...
  • 67% of the earth is water, you fule! The odds stink (I'd work them out, but I'm too busy shitting myself).
  • So why did I go to work today if the 'poxyklips is week after next? *wonders why they mentioned paychecks would be delayed next month
  • Rathergood is rather good. This has always been my favorite. We can't have a nucular war at the gay bar, because I don't have anything to wear.
  • I bet you that the nucular war is going to be anticlimactic. I don't know, like the much vaunted iRaq democracy. I am not feeling it, you know? But at least it has a decent soundtrack
  • Just to remind everyone: Day Zero is tomorrow. Make sure you all have clean undies on when the Marmogeddon comes!
  • How To Survive a Nuclear Bomb Here's the worst part: You will survive. Get those images of Jason Robards in The Day After out of your head...We're not talking here about multiple-entry 20-megaton warheads wiping whole cities off the map in seconds. A single terrorist nuke, more likely in the 5- to 10-kiloton range ...will kill tens or hundreds of thousands of people in any big city but spare the rest. In New York, that will leave about 7.5 million of us to sort through the carnage.
  • *takes roll* Looks like we've all made it. That was a close one.
  • armageddin' tired of these incorrect prophecies of doom. though i guess it beats the alternative
  • Well, there is always next time, roryk. And the time after that.
  • <smallrant>there seems to be at least one of these nutty groups per year. how can any of them think their doomsday scenario is special (i.e. the right one)? so someone's going to be right eventually. my money's on the church of climatology for the win in some millions of years. but it must be obvious to the cultists that this has all been done, and been wrong, many many many times before.</smallrant>
  • Nothing is obvious to those who have faith.
  • I'd guess everything is obvious to those whoe have faith.