August 26, 2006

Save Gas, Drive a BLOOD CAR In the near future gas prices have reached astronomical highs nearing $40 a gallon. One man, Archie Andrews, an environmentalist elementary school teacher, is trying to discover an alternate fuel source. While experimenting with wheat grass, Archie accidentally stumbles upon a solution. That solution turns out to be blood. HUMAN BLOOD!

Interview with the director of this fine film.

posted by mandyman 18 years ago
  • Hmmm can pigeon blood be used as a substitute cause there are globs of it all over my balcony right now.... ....oh wait this is a movie....
  • You say this car runs on BLOOD?
  • not just BLOOD. HUMAN BLOOD.
  • Don't they already? Dark, mood-wrecking snark
  • Bloodmobile ... very old hat ...
  • gomichild, why does your car have pigeon blood all over it?
  • er, balcony, not car. Not sure what's going on in my head right now, but I'm not going to try driving down to the shops.
  • Hawky night in Old Japan?
  • I don't know. There are globs of blood and bloodied pigeon footprints coming from them.... tis a mystery....
  • Just like Idaho Transfer! Damn hippies!
  • They already did it on Seinfeld. Like everything else.
  • Gomi, if you're going to host pigeon fights on your balcony, you're going to have to clean up the mess--it's not all fun and games.
  • it's not all fun and games It's like Gladiator for birdies. Unfortunately, their brains are too small for there to be a decent plot.
  • NO BLOOD FOR OIL!
  • why pigeons can't write novels pigeon, no no! ye cannot be a hero! withhold your quill for prospects of your conquoring your enemies are nil or practically zero public slander of you has been steady for decades, and so no one's ready to credit you have brains (and right there, your readership slides down the drain) pigeons of the world, throw off your chains! poop on passing human heads, die gorily on human decks, and disregard all thought of what might happen next city pigeons, never count the cost of fair pigeon won or lost nor wail for squabs sliding from window ledges to whack themselves against hard concrete edges
  • OMFG JcCalhoun, You DIDN'T REALLY see Idaho Transfer? REALLY? Heck, I thought my husband and I were the only ones in the world to have seen that grade D bomb. Fer'shur we were the only ones in the theater that day. Baaaaaaaaaad movie. I'd love to see it again.
  • Lady Gomichild: Out, damned spot! out, I say! Yet who would have thought the old pigeon to have had so much blood in him? What, will these hands ne'er be clean? Here's the smell of the blood still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. O, O, O!
  • So, what happens when your car catches a virus?
  • They already did it on Seinfeld. Actually, that was in the radiator. /nitpick
  • Spent another session scrubbing blood off the balcony. Hre's a tip: if you are going to kill someone don't do it on cement. It's a bitch to clean.
  • Monkeyfilter: It's like Gladiator for birdies.
  • This sort of car only works for those guys who like to drive on the sidewalk. Then it can go forever.