August 20, 2006

Man wants op to remove extra organ

Yep.

posted by Wolof 17 years ago
  • ACK! Two-headed snake!
  • Swiss army pecker?
  • They wanted twenty two bucks for the surgery, but he was able to talk him down to seventeen.
  • Hmm. An arrant of mercy ... op with which I shall not put.
  • it must be like picking which of your children should die....
  • did he ask his future wife about this?
  • Dude...two fully-functional penes? Imagine how much money he could make in porn! He'd be the Vishnu of the Ron Jeremys of the world. Wait for it...waaaaaait for it...
  • The left, doc, THE LEFT! ARRRRGGH!!!!! No. NOOOOOOO. *Holds shriveled item I told you I was right handed.
  • [more inside] I applaud you, sir.
  • Oh. I wonder what happens when you cross the streams.
  • Oh my god. One is bad enough.
  • Also, this article is worthless without pics.
  • he'll never have that awkward moment now when he is at the urinal next to that old creepy guy.
  • Q. Does he dress to the left, or to the right? A. Yes.
  • this guys owes it to humanity to spend at least a couple of years making pr0n movies. think of all the title opportunities.
  • So could pleasure himself using both hands and pretend it was a menage a trois? /dibs on "diphallus" as my next username...
  • ) ) ) ) for you Jet
  • oh crud. coffee!!!!!
  • Good for his parents, for letting him make this decision as an adult.
  • While most men prefer to own the pump action, I don't see what's wrong with being gifted with the double-barrelled shotgun. I wonder if both rounds fire at the same time?
  • Um.. No I don't even want to ask that question. Though it's hard not to. But, it would be in the interest of scientific research. Or not? I mean...well I guess I won't. Though it is really tempting. And, I guess there are really two questions. TWO questions which I won't ask. Besides, I'm not sure that anyone here could answer them. But, if you think you can, go for it. Or not, that's ok.
  • "Every once in a while I'll tell a guy and he'll say, "No way! I have two penises!" That would be fantastic." I think they were meant for each other. Someone go tell him to stop!
  • Engineer wins.