August 19, 2006

Mmmm... Chocolate What would you like to be stuck waist-deep in?
posted by Skrik 17 years ago
  • Man and chocolate: two great tastes that taste great together.
  • The accident involved dark chocolate. Oh sure, they just had to put that line in there, didn't they? Chocolate racists.
  • Benecio Del Toro
  • i always understood that chocolate is dark. the lighter coloured stuff is milk chocolate; the white stuff is white chocolate and is either sent directly from heaven or a complete abomination, depending on your interlocuter.
  • White chocolate isn't chocolate -- it is cocoa butter and sugar, Infidel!
  • "Today, an Oakland woman, 29, was found waist-deep in Benicio Del Toro. Officials are at a loss to explain how she got there, but report she was extracted safely after minor complications when she was briefly snagged on his rugged good looks. When asked for comment, she only smiled mysteriously. Del Toro did not survive the incident. Film at 11."
  • 29?
  • Shut up Ralph.
  • Chocolate should be dark as the night and a little bitter. That white thing should be classified as a WofMD. Really, there's too much fat and sugar in it. Ah, and, a pool filled with jello. Green jello.
  • The white stuff is NOT chocolate. It is CALLED chocolate by poltroons who hope credulous fools will buy it. In much the same way Skrik says stuck when we know he really means another word that rhymes with it.
  • The streets shall flow with the Benicio Del Toro of the unbelievers. Repent, you sinners.
  • Best. Sunday morning. Wake-up thread. EVER.
  • es el queso, it's so sweet of you to pretend I am 29! next time I will let you beat me a bowling.........harharhahrharhhar!!!!!!!!! and RTD is a poopiehead! :P
  • and yes, it is a true actual fact that anyone who thinks anything short of 60% cocoa is chocolate is a double-plus extra-bad poopiehead!
  • Kittens. Wait, CHOCOLATE-COVERED kittens!
  • If it's not poured as a libation from an ancient Mayan teapot it's not chocolate.